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Life After White Soy Bummer

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Life After White Soy BummerDear White Boy, has this thought ever occurred to you in the winter cold? We need more white babies, less white boys dumber with vainglory or white guilt. More food catholics broad as the supper of the Lamb, less feinschmeckers and seed oil fussbudgets. Swallow Confessions of a Food Catholic whole knowing you may still outrun your enemies in taking over your city and growing your empire (and that's from their POV). More making Jews jealous of God

Dear White Boy, has this thought ever occurred to you in the winter cold? 

We need more white babies, less white boys dumber with vainglory or white guilt.

  • More food catholics broad as the supper of the Lamb, less feinschmeckers and seed oil fussbudgets. Swallow Confessions of a Food Catholic whole knowing you may still outrun your enemies in taking over your city and growing your empire (and that's from their POV).
  • More making Jews jealous of God flooding American milk and honey on our heads, less envy of a bronze age nation taking sundry peaks and valleys of the West ahead of you. Read American Milk and Honey until you bleed Bibline and risk being called a philosemite for simply trusting and obeying your still Jewish Lord of the Hebrews and Gentiles. 
  • More gratitude for your blessed privileges, less racial guilt that makes you easier to bait. Get Skin and Blood in your veins.  
  • More of the high mountain air from Romans and Revelation, less viper pits and mythmaking with "kings" who are terminally online and dropping their geldling crowns. Pastoral commentaries on Romans and Revelation may set you on the heights, as it may for all those lowly in spirit toward the Lord. 

Unless you're a Fed, you are welcome in these books to cross a bridge where more is happening all year round.

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Lindsey Newhouse
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Super Fun
Color: Green
One of the most entertaining things you could buy. The dogs go crazy over it and have so much fun. It's a bit loud on hard floors, but honestly worth it for the laughs. Seems pretty durable too. I have 2 labs; one started out uninterested and the other started off scared of it, but not too long after, they both started going crazy, tossing and carrying it around while it shook.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 21, 2026
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Monica
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 4
Great customer service
Bought this for our dog for Christmas! He loved it! It sadly stopped working shortly after. Recently emailed the product site themselves and they sent a new one that week! Great customer service and great toy!!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2026
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monsieurcritique
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Good product. My dog is very entertained and stimulated by playing with it.
Color: Green, Size: Small (2.0 in, Pack of 2)
I'M AMENDING THIS REVIEW AND ADJUSTING THE RATING UPWARD! Though it took my dog a little while to adjust to how differently this ball behaves, HE LOVES IT NOW. I wish I could give you a sense of how enjoyable and comically entertaining it is to play with him using it. ORIG. REVIEW: Bought this for a little 8 lb. aggressive chewer who loves to play fetch. I initially bought the 2" Chuckit! Ultra ball previously. It is the most amazingly durable product I've found for this pup. Very firm, but not hard on his teeth. He's very quick and agile, so I thought he would like the eye-mouth coordination challenge of a ball that changes direction suddenly. I guess my only disappointment with the product is that the ball is hollow instead of having a solid core like the Ultra ball, so he doesn't enjoy chomping down on it the same way. The erratic bounce feature is entertaining, but the pup is a little skittish, so he was intimidated at first. He's warmed up to it, but not with the same enthusiasm as the Ultra ball. Having said all this, I don't fault the product for the rating I gave it. It is a quality-made product that performs as advertised. I just didn't anticipate that my dog would be less enthusiastic than I thought.
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Me
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Awesome
Color: Green, Size: Large (3.0 in, Pack of 1)
Love all the chuckit balls and products and so does my dog. Very durable
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Reviewed in the United States on March 2, 2026
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Johnathan Robinson
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Highly entertained golden retriever!
Color: Green, Size: Large (3.0 in, Pack of 1), Color: Green, Size: Large (3.0 in, Pack of 1)
My golden retriever spends hours chasing this ball. Its erratic bounce pattern keeps him engaged and guessing where to chase the ball. It is durable and stands up to chewing well.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 24, 2026

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