Spork Identification Chart

Spork Identification ChartFinally, scientific consensus on sporks. sprk noun: Portmanteau of spoon + fork. This highly sophisticated poster sized chart linearly arranges all visually perceptible variants of the common spoon to fork transition. Each approximately life sized utensil is a detailed analogue to its real world potential counterpart, allowing you to determine if the utensil you hold in your kitchen is a 1. Spoon, 2. Fork, or 3. Spork. Of course these measurements are

Finally, scientific consensus on sporks. /spôrk/  noun:  Portmanteau of spoon + fork.

This highly sophisticated poster-sized chart linearly arranges all visually perceptible variants of the common spoon-to-fork-transition. Each approximately life-sized utensil is a detailed analogue to its real world potential counterpart, allowing you to determine if the utensil you hold in your kitchen is a 1. Spoon, 2. Fork, or 3. Spork. 

Of course these measurements are strictly the average weighted representations of a utensil in the XY coordinates, as allowing for Z axis information or subjective utility of individual variants is of course not possible to display in a poster, let alone a book.

Two sizes available. This 18x24" standard chart (also available as a smaller 12x16") is printed in stark black and white, on white paper to more easily pair with the interior decorations of kitchens, dining rooms, and other suitable locations. All data is up to date as of 2025, and of course we'll keep an eye on any spork-related news as it comes in in case any information has to be upended. Note: A "foon" version will of course not be coming, despite what some desperately believe, spork is the only allowed legal taxonomy so I am prevented from using any "alternative" nomenclature. Requests for 'foon' related charts will not be tolerated, 0% tolerance policy.