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The Real Dada Mother Goose: A Treasury of Complete Nonsense**** Condition: BRAND NEW ISBN: 9780763694340 Year: 2022 Publisher: Walker Books Australia Description: The classic nursery rhymes we know and loveupside down, backward, in gibberish, and fresh out of boundsas only Jon Scieszka could stage them Mother knows best, but sometimes a little nonsense wins the day. Inspired by Dadaisms rejection of reason and rational thinking, and in cahoots with Blanche Fisher Wrights The Real Mother Goose, this anthology
****Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9780763694340
Year: 2022
Publisher: Walker Books Australia
Description:
The classic nursery rhymes we know and love—upside-down, backward, in gibberish, and fresh out of bounds—as only Jon Scieszka could stage them
Mother knows best, but sometimes a little nonsense wins the day. Inspired by Dadaism’s rejection of reason and rational thinking, and in cahoots with Blanche Fisher Wright’s The Real Mother Goose, this anthology of absurdity unravels the fabric of classic nursery rhymes and stitches them back together (or not quite together) in every clever way possible. One by one, cherished nursery rhymes—from “Humpty Dumpty” to “Hickory Dickory Dock,” “Jack Be Nimble” to “Mother Hubbard”—fall prey to sly subversion as master of fracture Jon Scieszka and acclaimed illustrator Julia Rothman refashion them into comics strips, errant book reports, anagrams, and manic mash-ups. Playfully reconstructed, the thirty-six old-new rhymes invite further baloney, bringing kids in on the joke and inviting them to revel in reimagining. Featuring robust back matter, this irreverent take on the rhymes of childhood is a great gift for child readers and a rich classroom resource across grade levels, and a is a love song to a living language.
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