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Description
Weaponized Autism Morale PatchCongratulations, youve unlocked maximum focus. The Weaponized Autism Morale Patch is the field insignia for anyone who can pull a 12 hour recon mission through Wikipedia citations, geolocate a grainy JPEG of a warehouse in Kazakhstan, and still have time to argue with strangers online about Roman history. Its three inches of embroidered proof that obsession is a superpower. Throw it on your jacket, your pack, or your corkboard covered in yarn and
Congratulations, you’ve unlocked maximum focus. The Weaponized Autism Morale Patch is the field insignia for anyone who can pull a 12-hour recon mission through Wikipedia citations, geolocate a grainy JPEG of a warehouse in Kazakhstan, and still have time to argue with strangers online about Roman history.
It’s three inches of embroidered proof that obsession is a superpower. Throw it on your jacket, your pack, or your corkboard covered in yarn and thumbtacks. It’s a morale patch for the people who don’t sleep until the mystery is solved and the spreadsheet is color-coded.
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3" circle, tough twill
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Iron-on, sew-on, or pin it like an amateur. We do not right now offer hook and loop.
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Made in the USA by people who will never understand your browser history
Wear it proudly. You are the autistic task force the internet deserves.
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
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Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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