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Relax I Hate Everbody Unisex fleece sweatshirtRelax. I hate everybody. Settle the presumptuous in your life with a rather stylish reassurance that your disdain isn't couched in weird, ridiculous stereotypes and crude, bigotted, collectivist drivel. Quite the contrary. It's egalitarian contempt for all assholes, with very laser specific hatred for stupid assholes. Very comfy. Medium weight sweatshirt. Fleeced for that "I'm not sure I even want to leave the house now" feel. Up to 5% of the poly in
Relax. I hate everybody. Settle the presumptuous in your life with a rather stylish reassurance that your disdain isn't couched in weird, ridiculous stereotypes and crude, bigotted, collectivist drivel. Quite the contrary. It's egalitarian contempt for all assholes, with very laser-specific hatred for stupid assholes.Very comfy. Medium weight sweatshirt. Fleeced for that "I'm not sure I even want to leave the house now" feel. Up to 5% of the poly in this is recycled. That's all the fabric manufacturers would promise us, so that's what we got.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester (up to 5% recycled polyester, made from plastic bottles)
• Fabric weight: 7.8 oz/y² (264.5 g/m²)
• Patented low-pill, high-stitch density PrintPro® XP fleece
• Double-needle stitched neckline and armholes
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
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★★★★★ 5
Quality made and sharp!
Color: 7-in-1 Gunmetal Grey, Size: Rechargeable Set
Really sharp, really well made. love it!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Wonderfull easy to use
Color: 7-in-1 Gunmetal Grey, Size: Rechargeable Set
great item was able to have the who i gave it to order one for their father
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Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2026
★★★★★ 5
not bad
Color: 7-in-1 Gunmetal Grey, Size: Rechargeable Set
Works well so far after a few months. We bought the s3cura and it quit after a short time so we got this one and so far so good.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Wine opener
Color: 7-in-1 Gunmetal Grey, Size: Rechargeable Set
Works great!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Easier to use than others I have had
Color: 7-in-1 Gunmetal Grey, Size: Rechargeable Set
Works great - smooth. Love the electric vacuum pump too!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 15, 2025