MK Ultra Dad Hat

MK Ultra Dad HatMTV, that great, pulsing artery of popular culture, is a subsidiary of a vast multinational conglomerate mind control network designed to manipulate the young and impressionable like a hypnotic tool of music and sex. Its job is to slide the Overton window to wherever the oligarchy wants. Tell little shits what's important, what's cool, and what to think about the world around them. It's all part of a grand scheme. By infiltrating the airwaves with

MTV, that great, pulsing artery of popular culture, is a subsidiary of a vast multinational conglomerate mind-control network designed to manipulate the young and impressionable like a hypnotic tool of music and sex. Its job is to slide the Overton window to wherever the oligarchy wants. Tell little shits what's important, what's cool, and what to think about the world around them.

It's all part of a grand scheme. By infiltrating the airwaves with their insidious programming, they indoctrinate kids with ideas that they'll gladly swallow without a second thought. It's a slick operation, a diabolical plan to circumvent their natural hesitancy to question authority. Use cool to rule. The little fuckers never know what hit them. 

But you know what's really messed up? They make it look like it's coming from the kids. Like it's their own idea. The trick is to make youngsters so brainwashed that they'll take the views the megacorps feed them and think they came up with it themselves. That's how insidious this crap is. 

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle

 

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