SKU: 68400611961

Retirement Plaque - Design 7

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Retirement Plaque - Design 7The alarm is off. The boss is gone. The work ethic? Officially buried. Officially Retired No Alarms, No Bosses. Here Lies s Work Ethic is the ultimate tribute to a career well done and a retirement even better. This design features the retired legend kicking back in a Hawaiian shirt with a fishing rod, golf club, and cold beer close by. The crossbones at the bottom say it all R. I. P. to early starts. Perfect for man caves, sheds, garages, baches, or

The alarm is off. The boss is gone. The work ethic? Officially buried.

“Officially Retired – No Alarms, No Bosses. Here Lies ’s Work Ethic” is the ultimate tribute to a career well done… and a retirement even better.

This design features the retired legend kicking back in a Hawaiian shirt with a fishing rod, golf club, and cold beer close by. The crossbones at the bottom say it all — R.I.P. to early starts.

Perfect for man caves, sheds, garages, baches, or as the standout gag gift at any retirement party.

Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the graphics and lettering pop.

Choose Your Material:

  • Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a clear satin finish that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details
  • Painted MDF – Finished in satin black and silver for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look [Name]

Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want the Hawaiian shirt in his favourite team colours? We can customise the paint colours to suit him perfectly.
Personalise it: We’ll swap [NAME] for the retiree’s name and adjust the years “1978 – 2024” to match his actual working years. No extra charge.

Product Details:

  • Size: 380mm diameter round
  • Design: V-carved circle with fishing/golf/beer scene + personalised epitaph text
  • Finish: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF
  • Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
  • Fully Customisable: Colours, name, years, and wording all tailored to your retiree

How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us with the name and years of service you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.

Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.

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Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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