SKU: 67379928232

I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Stainless Steel Water Bottle

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I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Stainless Steel Water BottleYou sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Your pronouns are seek and destroy. Ever since you were a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful. Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with these 17 ounce, double walled stainless steel water bottles that are perfect for your daily patrols. They will

You sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Your pronouns are seek and destroy. Ever since you were a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful.

Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with these 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottles that are perfect for your daily patrols. They will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. They also feature an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car's cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.
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