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Nice & Naughty Nursery RhymesDiscover the delightful collection of 'Nice & Naughty Nursery Rhymes,' authored by the witty Garrick Tremain. This charming paperback, measuring 170 x 240 mm and featuring 72 entertaining pages, is perfect for children and adults alike who appreciate a playful twist on classic rhymes. Dive into the wild world of Tremain's colorful characters as they bring to life the hilariously inappropriate escapades and cheeky antics of nursery rhymes from an
Discover the delightful collection of 'Nice & Naughty Nursery Rhymes,' authored by the witty Garrick Tremain. This charming paperback, measuring 170 x 240 mm and featuring 72 entertaining pages, is perfect for children and adults alike who appreciate a playful twist on classic rhymes. Dive into the wild world of Tremain's colorful characters as they bring to life the hilariously inappropriate escapades and cheeky antics of nursery rhymes from an entirely fresh perspective. With a unique blend of humor and irreverence, these nursery rhymes redefine storytelling for modern audiences. Not only do they entertain, but they also inspire laughter and imagination, making them ideal for bedtime stories or family reading sessions. The book includes favorites like the spirited cockerel who insists on singing at dawn, charmingly disrupting the peace. With mounting rave reviews—"A fascinating journey through the nether regions" by Eric Newby—you'll find every page a joyful ride. This collection is not just a book, but a vibrant journey into the enchanting and slightly naughty world of rhymes. Published on August 31, 2013, and already achieving Gold and Platinum status, this beloved title has resonated with thousands, having sold over 15,000 copies. Ideal for gifting or personal enjoyment, this is a treasure for any book collection. Remember, we are happy to combine shipping! Smartfox NZ is an Auckland-based, NZ-owned business ensuring that this product is readily available with no unexpected import charges, custom duties, or taxes.CONDITION: Brand New
Dimensions: 170 x 240 mm
Pages: 72
Bind: paperback
Author: Garrick Tremain Publisher: Garrick Tremain
Publication Date: 31-08-2013
The Cockerel:
A noisy little cockerel
Would sing at break of day:
Dogs would bark, kids would cry
From bloody miles away.
Folk signed a petition
To say it wasn’t proper;
The cockerel said “Hey get a life!
I’m Bantam of the Opera”.
A collection of “Nice and Naughty” rhymes each illustrated with Garrick Tremain’s colourful characters.
“A fascinating journey through the nether regions” - Eric Newby
“Mr Tremain is very funny, but awfully untidy” - Mrs Tremain
About the Author:
For 20 of the past 25 years Garrick Tremain has been New Zealand's most widely published editorial cartoonist. He has enjoyed an avid daily readership in many regions of the country, most fervently in Otago, Canterbury and Nelson. This as an adjunct to his work as a successful landscape painter.
In recent years he has written and illustrated two books of comic verse. In 2005 he set out to write a book of nursery rhymes for children but could not resist putting a risque slant on most verses. Hence he titled it "NURSERY RHYMES MOTHER NEVER READ YOU". It quickly achieved Gold and Platinum status. Now in it's 6th edition it has sold over 15,000 copies.
We are happy to combine shipping. Smartfox is a NZ owned business located in Auckland. This product is in stock in NZ which means no unexpected import charges, custom duty or tax.
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Size: Large (Pack of 1)
Great quality!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Nice toy
Size: Large (Pack of 1)
This product is generally durable and easy to throw. However, the original rope knot came undone after just four throws, per my wife. Unfortunately, my knot-tying skills are limited to fishing knots and slip knots, which is on me. While I can't give a perfect score, I believe it deserves a 4.5 out of 5 stars due to the knot issue. A simple solution would be to apply heat shrink tubing over the knot and heat it to secure it, which would enhance its reliability and potentially elevate the rating to a perfect five stars.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Our German Shepherd loves it!
Size: Large (Pack of 1)
Order arrived promptly and in good condition. Our GSD barely let us get it out of the package before wanting to play with it. Works great as training reward and for fetch games. Been using it for three weeks, and it is holding up well.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
I think this family company improved the strength of the rope staying in the ball
Size: Large (Pack of 1)
I bought two of these balls when I needed to replace my old ones. After I got them I decided to read some reviews and I noticed people were complaining about their rope pulling through easily and their dog chewing through the rope fast. First of all this strictly is a ball for reward and yes tug as a reward while training mostly working dogs and sport dogs so the rope is designed perfectly for that reason. It’s not a chew toy. And as for the rope pulling through easily. I have a big male shepherd over 100 lbs who I was participating in a dog sport with a lot of Really strong tugging and this ball stood up to it perfectly. I think they must have taken advice from the reviews and improved the b-ball if people were having the issue of the rope coming out and someone had suggested putting a piece of something inside the ball to hold the rope in better and now there is one so I would feel fine about suggesting this ball as a reward and training ball. My dog loves them!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 1, 2019
★★★★★ 1
Unless dog is familiar with toy
Size: Large (Pack of 1), Size: Large (Pack of 1)
Very delicate. Puppy chewed it for 5 min while getting familiar and almost destroyed the string
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Reviewed in the United States on March 2, 2026
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