SKU: 21489615235

Love Is Not Having To Hold Your Farts In Anymore - Funny Couple Valentines Day Gift

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Love Is Not Having To Hold Your Farts In Anymore - Funny Couple Valentines Day GiftThis funny couple t shirt is made of premium quality ring spun cotton for a great quality soft feel, and comfortable retail fit. Our soft textile print will not crack or fade which ensures long lasting print quality so your garment stays looking fantastic. 1 2 Day Dispatch Time FREE Tracked Delivery Sizing & Shipping info below. Unisex Sizing Guide XS Chest 41cm 16" (UK6 8 US4 6) S Chest 46cm 18" (UK8 10 US6 8) M Chest 51cm 20" (UK10 12 US8 10) L

This funny couple t-shirt is made of premium quality ring spun cotton for a great quality soft feel, and comfortable retail fit. Our soft textile print will not crack or fade which ensures long-lasting print quality so your garment stays looking fantastic.


📦 1-2 Day Dispatch Time

🚚 FREE Tracked Delivery


👇🏼 Sizing & Shipping info below.



📏 Unisex Sizing Guide

XS - Chest - 41cm / 16" | (UK6-8 / US4-6)

S - Chest - 46cm / 18" | (UK8-10 / US6-8)

M - Chest - 51cm / 20" | (UK10-12 / US8-10)

L - Chest - 56cm / 22" | (UK12-14 / US10-12)

XL - Chest - 61cm / 24" | (UK16-18 / US14-16)

2XL - Chest - 66cm / 26" | (UK18-20 / US16-18)

3XL - Chest - 71cm / 28" | (UK20-22 / US18-20)

4XL - Chest - 73cm / 29" | (UK22-24 / US20-22)

5XL - Chest - 77cm / 30" | (UK24-26 / US22-24)

6XL - Chest - 81cm / 32" | (UK26-28 / US24-26)

(Chest is measured between each underarm when laid flat)

- Full size guide found in the image gallery



Fabric:

100% Ring Spun Cotton.


Weight:

150 gsm


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3 - 5 working days.


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