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Wash Your Tits Funny Bird Pun Soap

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Wash Your Tits Funny Bird Pun SoapIt's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits Fowl Bird Soap artisan soap bar generously lathers on the double entendres while making your mornings nice and perky! Wash Your Tits Soap Bar This fancy soap is not for the birds! Birds shouldn't have all the fun! Make your mornings nice and perky! Don't forget about your love nest, and the rest Sing in the shower, or splish splash in

It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird!

We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits Fowl Bird Soap artisan soap bar generously lathers on the double entendres while making your mornings nice and perky!

  • Wash Your Tits Soap Bar
  • This fancy soap is not for the birds!
  • Birds shouldn't have all the fun!
  • Make your mornings nice and perky!
  • Don't forget about your love nest, and the rest
  • Sing in the shower, or splish-splash in your (bird) bath!
  • So fresh, so preen!
  • Talk birdy to me.

While this luxury soap bar is not for the birds, it is excellent for washing your tits, side boobies, love nest, and the rest! Some say it's the "breast" gag gift out there!

This seemingly inappropriate gift is a funny present for girlfriends, chickadees, bird watchers, nature lovers, pun lovers, or anyone who really appreciates great tits.

  • Made in the ❤️ of the USA!
  • Handcrafted. Small-Batch.
  • Cold-Process. Punny Soap Bar.
  • All-Natural! No harsh chemicals, or dyes.
  • Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-Free.
  • Phthalate-Free. Parabens-Free. 
  • Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Fats.
  • Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
  • Made From Natural Oils. Palm Oil Free
  • Great tits and a lot of flocking puns!

This naturally funny soap measures 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. The prank gift box measures 3.25 inches tall x 3.25 inches wide x 1.25 inches deep. 

Our cheeky Wash Your Tits Novelty Soap Bar is a titillating joke present and a unique gag stocking stuffer.

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.

♻️ Please recycle, don't be a dirty bird!

 

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Great little frother!
Color: Absolute Black, Size: Z1 Motor + Batteries
Works great! I use it for my coffee & creamer, and also my electrolyte mix. Great price which includes Duracell batteries and a hand little stand.
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★★★★★ 5
Decent customer service
Color: Absolute Black, Size: Z1 Motor + Batteries
My frother worked well for a time and through several battery changes. Then the blending stick/wand fell off and completely detached from the handheld part/motor. I contacted customer service and they originally tried to get me to upgrade via a sales tactic and pay the difference for a 'premium model'. I said no thank you and did not ask for anything else. They contacted me back and offered to send me two of the ones I had so that I would have a back up - but without the batteries or stand. I did appreciate their prompt responses, just less gimmicks would have been nice.
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Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
awesome company
Color: Black, Size: Z1 Motor + Batteries
I ordered one of the frothers and it stopped working in about 1 month. The company was so pleasant to work with and immediately sent me a new one to replace the one I had. They offered me an option of a rechargeable one with a little more cost or the battery powered free. I chose the battery powered and received it quickly. They are an awesome company with great prices and stand behind their products. Nice to see this in a company. Will be buying more items from them in the future!!
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kaity
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Color: Black
I bought the Honeywell Turboforce Fan for my bedroom, and I’m honestly impressed with how powerful this little thing is. Don’t let the compact size fool you — it moves a lot of air. On the lowest setting it’s perfect for a gentle breeze while sleeping, and the higher settings can easily cool down a medium-sized room or help circulate AC much more efficiently. The 90-degree pivoting head is a great feature. I can angle it upward for better air circulation or point it directly at me when it’s extra hot. It’s lightweight, easy to move around, and doesn’t take up much space on a desk or nightstand. It can also be wall-mounted, which is a nice bonus. Noise level is reasonable. On low, it’s actually a pleasant white noise. Medium and high are louder, but not in an annoying way — just the sound of strong airflow. Build quality feels solid for the price, and it’s been running daily without any issues. For the cost, this fan seriously overperforms. If you need a compact, affordable, and powerful fan, this is a no-brainer. I’d absolutely buy it again.
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Gianluca
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Great price and very quiet
Color: Black
I use the Honeywell TurboForce HT-900 in my home office to help with airflow around my computer setup, and it’s been a solid performer for the price. Despite its small size, it moves a surprising amount of air. On high, it pushes a strong, focused stream that actually reaches across the room. Medium is what I use most often since it balances good circulation with reasonable noise, and low is quiet enough to run in the background without being distracting. Noise levels are generally acceptable. Low and medium are fairly quiet with a consistent hum, while high is noticeably louder but still not unbearable for short bursts. It’s also very simple to position and use. The head tilts easily, so you can aim airflow exactly where you need it, and the compact size makes it easy to place on a desk without taking up much space. Overall, it’s a straightforward, no-frills fan that does its job well. Strong airflow, simple controls, and good value for the price.
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