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Let's Destroy the World with Social Media Can-Shaped GlassHumans never imagined that one day they would face an enemy from another dimension, but it was true. The evil lizard people had found a way to travel through space and time in order to reach Earth. They saw the population's reliance on technology and the government's so called "intelligence agencies," so they created a sinister mass hysteria apparatus called social media as a perfect tool to divide and conquer the masses for total control. By the time
Humans never imagined that one day they would face an enemy from another dimension, but it was true. The evil lizard people had found a way to travel through space and time in order to reach Earth. They saw the population's reliance on technology and the government's so-called "intelligence agencies," so they created a sinister mass-hysteria apparatus called social media as a perfect tool to divide and conquer the masses for total control.By the time people comprehended what was going on it was almost too late. But a small group of human castoffs united owing to their shared ability to sense the diabolical plot the Lizard People had devised. For years they had felt a dread in the air. Something was stirring and it seemed as though no one else noticed. But they knew; collectively, taking cue from each other’s intuition and worries and the fact that pointing out truth on the networks mean banishment. This small band of heroes understood that wicked forces were at work in our world using social media to spread discordant messages promoting hatred among us all.
But what could they do? Facts were denied. Logic rejected. Arguments using the tightest syllogisms were shadowbanned, censored, and canceled. The only thing they had left was humor. So with love in their heart for their fellow man, and crudely assembled memes, jokes, humorous t-shirts, and novelty beer glasses, they set out to fight the Lizard plot!
• Glass material
• Volume: 16 oz. (473 ml)
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe
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★★★★★ 4
Dog's love it but not made In USA
Size: Large/Giant (1 Count)
My dogs absolutely love this toy. I would give it five stars except it's made in China, which was not stated in the description.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 23, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great for aggressive chewers.
Size: Large/Giant (1 Count)
This has been the only toy my dog has not been able to destroy. She loves it
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Reviewed in the United States on November 21, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Outlasts stuffed dog toys
Size: Large/Giant (1 Count)
This chew toy is still in one piece. I can’t say that about a number of other chew toys I’ve gotten for my 6 month old black lab. It does make a lot of noise when it is forcefully dropped on my wood floor, which my dog seems to get great entertainment from. I would be concerned about that activity if I had tile floors. I plan to buy more of these toys. It’s holding up and the strange shape makes it a little easier to find when it’s been kicked under a piece of furniture.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 17, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Bones
Size: Large/Giant (1 Count)
All three of my yorkies luv these
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Reviewed in the United States on May 7, 2026
★★★★★ 5
8 Paws up
Size: Large/Giant (1 Count)
I bought one of these several months ago for my 6 year old, 65 lb Am Staff mix. He’s a super chewer; for example, he once chewed the corner off a windowsill before I caught him. He loves this. Just adopted a 4 year old, 55 lb female Am Staff mix. Equally super at chewing. I had her with me in my home office and she randomly bit a chunk off the decorative trim on my old wood desk. Anyway, as soon as she saw this toy, she made a beeline for it. Thank goodness I had a spare! I’m now here to buy a third, because this is a good one for dogs who can REALLY chew.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 15, 2024