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Eat Dirt And Die, Trash Golden Girls Cropped T-ShirtZERO PATIENCE. MAXIMUM PERSONALITY. For anyone who's completely done pretending to be polite. This design is the visual equivalent of hanging up mid sentence and not feeling bad about it. At all. THE FACE SAYS EVERYTHING That look. You know the look. The one that ends conversations, wins arguments, and requires absolutely zero words. Wear the energy. Own the room. Our cropped t shirt features a crewneck and short sleeves, to create a sexy look. A mix
ZERO PATIENCE. MAXIMUM PERSONALITY. | For anyone who's completely done pretending to be polite. This design is the visual equivalent of hanging up mid-sentence and not feeling bad about it. At all. THE FACE SAYS EVERYTHING | That look. You know the look. The one that ends conversations, wins arguments, and requires absolutely zero words. Wear the energy. Own the room.Our cropped t-shirt features a crewneck and short sleeves, to create a sexy look. A mix of Cotton and Polyester gives it just enough stretch for a comfortable fit
Printed by hand and designed in the U.S.A. using top quality garments for comfort and style. We use state of the art equipment to ensure vibrant colors and lasting durability on every piece of clothing apparel we sell
Recommended Care Instructions - Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
Makes a perfect gift for Christmas, Birthdays or any Holiday or special event.
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★★★★★ 2
Too short
Size: Medium, Color: White
Fit was okay, but the length was too short. I am 5'5" and if I tuck the shirt into my shorts or pants and raise my arms above my head, the shirt will pull out from my waistline/belt.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Too loose
Size: Large, Color: Brown
The size ran too big/loose. For example, it you tend to wear Large, order a Medium for this instead.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026
★★★★★ 5
great value
Size: Small, Color: Dark Blue
excellent
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Reviewed in the United States on February 14, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Construction is quite inferior and it stays badly wrinkled
Size: X-Large, Color: Dark Blue
Inferior construction. The mock turtle neck did not stay up but folded over.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Men’s mock golf shirt
Color: Lake Green, White, Black, Size: XX-Large
Fit & quality very good.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 4, 2026