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Mere Mortals

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Mere MortalsThis hilarious, fresh take on a classic vampire tale a true supernatural comedy follows a pair of hundred year old teenage vampires who are turned mortal and must face the greatest nightmare of all high school. Charlie and her brother, Reg, have been vampires for a very long time. For a century, they enjoyed the glitz and glamour of life as members of the wealthiest vampire clan. But now, after one careless mistake, they've been expelled from the

This hilarious, fresh take on a classic vampire tale--a true supernatural comedy--follows a pair of hundred-year-old teenage vampires who are turned mortal and must face the greatest nightmare of all--high school.

Charlie and her brother, Reg, have been vampires for... a very long time. For a century, they enjoyed the glitz and glamour of life as members of the wealthiest vampire clan. But now, after one careless mistake, they've been expelled from the vampire community and dumped in the middle of Nowhere, Iowa to live as mortals in a hilarious fish-out-of-water twist.

Suddenly Charlie has to deal with zits, tears, and--worst of all--high school. But things start to change in this YA paranormal romance when she and Reg find a group of friends, including the deliciously good-looking Dexter. And though Charlie would give anything to be vampire again, she begins to appreciate some of the new experiences that humanity brings too.

But nothing could make them forget the life they've left behind. When they're offered a second shot at immortality, Charlie is desperate to seize it. It'll just mean a total betrayal of all her new friends, who will have their minds wiped of their memories of her. She can handle that if it means she can live forever... right?

Don't miss this unique, laugh-out-loud funny novel by acclaimed author Erin Jade Lange!

  • A laugh-out-loud funny vampire book perfect for Halloween reading.
  • Ideal for fans of witty supernatural stories and teen romance.
  • For teens who love dark and scary stories with a humorous bite.
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K. C. Nelson
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Pretty and easy to put up.
Color: Brown, Size: 5 Panel
Better built then expected. Easy to get out of box. Easy to put up. Not to heavy. I am 75 yo and this was easy.
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Helen M.
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Easy and convenient way to block off space!
Color: Brown, Size: 4 Panel, Color: Brown, Size: 4 Panel
Turned part of my basement into a dressing room. Ordered several of these and they worked out perfectly. I was able to separate the “guest room” area as well as our gym! Kept my space neat and private. And no assembly!
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Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great visual barrier for home office
Color: Brown, Size: 4 Panel
This is going to work perfectly for me to create a visual barrier in my home office. No assembly required. Literally took it out of the box and stood it up on carpet. No concern that it will randomly fall over. Would buy again.
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Paul Cacciotti
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 3
Good product. Wrong color!!
Color: Brown, Size: 6 Panel
The product is great but it's not as advertised. It's supposed to have bamboo-colored panels. The color of light bamboo. It has dark panels. Mahogany colored panels. Way too dark!!! Looks nothing like the picture on the website. Made a dark space even darker.
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Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
good product
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work beans sturdy and versitle easy install people said it bad because they are dorf hellen Kellers
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