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Los Cretinos: El Curioso Cuento de Cretinoland / The Twits: The Terrible Tale of Twitlandia

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Los Cretinos: El Curioso Cuento de Cretinoland / The Twits: The Terrible Tale of TwitlandiaHas odo hablar de LOS CRETINOS? No? Qu suerte tienes, porque son lo PEOR. Se pasan el da maquinado todo tipo de bromas SUCIAS Y MALVADAS para gastrselas el uno al otro y, bueno, a toda la ciudad de Triperot. Ah, s. Tambin son los dueos del parque de atracciones ms repugnante del mundo: Cretinoland. Pero, el da que los Cretinos se pasan de la raya, dos nios muy VALIENTES y una familia de animales extraordinarios deciden pararles los pies. Eso s para

¿Has oído hablar de LOS CRETINOS? ¿No?

Qué suerte tienes..., porque son lo PEOR.

Se pasan el día maquinado todo tipo de bromas SUCIAS Y MALVADAS para gastárselas el uno al otro y..., bueno, a toda la ciudad de Triperot. Ah, sí. También son los dueños del parque de atracciones más repugnante del mundo: Cretinoland.

Pero, el día que los Cretinos se pasan de la raya, dos niños muy VALIENTES y una familia de animales extraordinarios deciden pararles los pies.

Eso sí para conseguirlo, tendrán que ser igual de ASTUTOS que los Cretinos.

¡Una nueva historia basada en la película de Netflix e inspirada en los personajes de Los Cretinos de Roald Dahl, convertida en libro por Sam Hay!

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Have you ever heard of THE TWITS? No?

Well, lucky you... because they're the WORST.

They spend all day coming up with all kinds of FILTHY and MEAN tricks to play on each other and... well, on the entire town of Triperot. Oh, yes -- they also own the most disgusting amusement park in the world: Twitlandia.

But the day the Twits go too far, two very BRAVE kids and a family of extraordinary animals decide to stop them.

Of course, to succeed, they'll have to be just as CLEVER as the Twits.

A brand-new story based on the Netflix movie and inspired by Roald Dahl's The Twits, adapted into a book by Sam Hay!
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Kimberly B
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 4
not bad
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I loved the plot of this book. The characters just didn’t have a lot of depth. The connections and “love” just weren’t communicated very well in the writing. The author didn’t write the sweet psycho trope very well at all either. Lachlan was just a mess of a character.
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Carmen Alicea
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
A Beta Worth Rooting For
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In Spare, Violet Fox flips the omegaverse on its head, giving us a Beta heroine determined to make her mark. Joining the Beta Trials to support her sick father, she's thrown into a pack that doesn't want her, especially the possessive Alphas. But here's the twist: their sweet Omega turns out to be her scent match. Cue the angst, forbidden tension, and a slow-burn romance that will make your heart ache in the best way. Violet Fox delivers an emotional, refreshing take on the genre, proving Betas aren't "spares." They're stars.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 10, 2025
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C. Hunter
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Beta, Alpha, Omega oh my!
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Omegas are precious and given to Alphas & their packs... but the Betas want in too. To this end, the Beta government is rolling out its trial of assigning a Beta to each Alpha-Omega pack. But forcing a Beta into a pack where they are not wanted will not end well... Of course, no one expected the Omega to fall for the assigned Beta. Great read and cliffhanger
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Reviewed in the United States on February 15, 2025
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B. Stubby
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 3
A familiar story, just with…..less.
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So, as other reviewers make clear, this is very similar to Pack Darling and The Beta. It’s much closer aligned with The Beta, in plot and maybe more like Pack Darling with characters. That being said, I don’t hate this…..but it wasn’t great either. It’s both books mentioned but just….less. Less angst, less emotion, less feeling. The plot feels very half fleshed out, and the “bad guy” feels underwhelming. I didn’t really feel any real emotions from and of the male leads, except maybe Oliver. The others fell sorta flat for me. And Mika makes herself out to be this big bad ass straight outta training and then we never see it from here again with the one fitting room incident as the exception. SPOILER: The whole, “Oh, I’m actually probably an Omega, but I don’t wanna be but I do actually wanna be but no one can ever know my secret that I do nothing to hide “ thing fell so flat. She never commutes to believing she was secretly an omega, but also mentions her “secret” a lot. It just felt so manufactured. I’m intrigued enough to read part 2 and see how the author closes everything out, but this is not one I’ll recommend or ever come back to.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2024
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Amanda
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
A good read
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A good read, just fluffy cuteness, no antagonism. I like all the characters. It could have used another round of editing however, glanfds being one error that cracked me up, and my personal pet peeve was that the author kept using the word fill instead of feel, which I promise you are not interchangeable haha, but it's definitely better than the majority of books I read on here mistake-wise.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 28, 2024

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