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As soon as you say, "My Child would never," funny tea towelOur towels are sewn and printed by hand (by our all female team!) in Michigan from 100% unbleached cotton. They measure approximately 24" x 26" when opened up, and can be thrown in the washer and dryer. They're printed with an eco friendly, water based ink, that's good for the environment and soft to the touch! They make a great hostess gift with a bottle of wine, or a fun stocking stuffer or white elephant gift too! KEYWORDS: As soon as you say, My
Our towels are sewn and printed by hand (by our all female team!) in Michigan from 100% unbleached cotton. They measure approximately 24" x 26" when opened up, and can be thrown in the washer and dryer. They're printed with an eco-friendly, water-based ink, that's good for the environment and soft to the touch! They make a great hostess gift with a bottle of wine, or a fun stocking stuffer or white elephant gift too! KEYWORDS: As soon as you say, My child would never, here they come nevering like they never nevered before, funny tea towel, parenting gifts, mom life, dad life, funny tea towels, screen printed towels, ellembee dish towels, flour sack towels, best sellers, tea towels, kitchen towels, made in Michigan, made in USA, dish towels, flour sack tea towels, gift ideas, gifts for moms, trending gifts,Shipping Notes
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★★★★★ 5
Fun and indestructible!
Color: Green Cactus
The dogs love this toy. And so far it’s been indestructible with constant playing and chewing
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Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Durable for light to medium chewers - not heavy
Color: Green Cactus
obviously cute. not super durable - lasted a good minute but disintegrates fairly quickly and eventually nothing was left - having to high monitor with a big chewer. (10 mo Great Dane)
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Reviewed in the United States on April 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Unbelievable toy for aggressive chewers
Color: Green Cactus
Great toy for aggressive chewers! I'm not one to hand out 5 star reviews but this one I 100% believe in. I bought the first one in 2023 and just replaced it because it broke. Now this is not a played with every once in a while, this was played with daily as it is his favorite toy. Very few toys last long but this one has went beyond my expectations. Could not be happier.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Not Recommended!
Color: Green Cactus
Be aware that with major chewers it is not durable. My dog tour right through it and was eating pieces off of it. Thankfully we got the pieces back out of his mouth but definitely not for tough chewers. Also only lasted 2 days in decent condition and was only used on the occasion throughout the day.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Not strong lasting
Color: Green Cactus
Didn’t even last 3 hours in my house. Too rubbery and our frenchie mix was able to bite pieces off and was trying to eat them. Don’t recommend as a super chewer or consider it durable
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026