SKU: 65694378914

Fuck I'm old topper

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Fuck I'm old topperFuck i'm old Personalised cake topper for Milestone birthdays This is the perfect topper for the potty mouth celebrating a milestone birthday. Forty 40,Fifty 50 or Sixty 60. About our toppers A perfect way to add a unique touch to your special occasion. Our cake toppers are available in a range of colours and finishes and are designed and made by us in the Macedon Ranges (just outside of Melbourne). Our cake toppers are dispatched within 3 working

Fuck i'm old- Personalised cake topper for Milestone birthdays

This is the perfect topper for the potty mouth celebrating a milestone birthday. Forty 40,Fifty 50 or Sixty 60.

About our toppers

A perfect way to add a unique touch to your special occasion.

Our cake toppers are available in a range of colours and finishes and are designed and made by us in the Macedon Ranges (just outside of Melbourne).

Our cake toppers are dispatched within 3 working days from your order being received. We quite often dispatch earlier than this, and if you need a topper urgently please let us know.

Our cake toppers size is based on its width, so all our cake toppers are approx. 16cm wide. 

Cake topper Measurements

  •  Approx. 16cm wide x 25cm high
  •  Stems are extra long but vary with topper design. Approx 12cm (at no extra charge)

Important information

While we take the upmost care with your cake toppers, as these are very fragile, there can be instances where they arrive damaged, If this happens please let us know by emailing our store with a photo of the damage within 2 business days of the item being received and we will send a replacement off to you upon receiving a photo of the damage.

  • Colours will vary from computer screen or device
  • Wood is a natural product and will vary in colour & grain, this is not a fault but part of it's beauty.
  • Handle toppers with care, as some designs can be delicate
  • Intended for unique use -Not intended as a toy and unsuitable for children under 3.
  • Text layout is chosen by us to ensure topper is sturdy.
  • We do not send proofs but can if you you request one. Please be aware this will slow down your turn around.

Our items are all made to suit the wording you leave when checking out, so please ensure that you enter all wording to be used on the topper, as this is cut and paste into our software, so the way you enter it, is the way it will be pasted in. For example if you enter sophie is 1, it will be cut as sophie is 1, if you wanted it to appear as Sophie is one, you will need to enter it that way. 

The personalisation tool is designed to demonstrate how your wording will look in a particular font, it is not an exact representation of how your topper will look as our team will need to manipulate the font to ensure that the topper is cut as one piece. 

Thanks for letting us be part of your celebration! We hope you will share your product in action with us by tagging #creatingmonkies on socials. 

 

 

 

 

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Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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Whiting, US
★★★★★ 4
Smell
Size: Queen (2 Count), Color: Original White (Cooling)
The fact that there are not more comments on the smell of these pillows has me worried about some of yall. Listen, I LOVE the weight, and the firmness, it’s perfect for that. However, these pillows are RANK. They have a very strong mildew-ish smell that lingers. I took the outer cover off and washed it and let the pillow air out for a few days, the smell is still very strong when you press your face against it, which one does because it is in fact designed for that purpose. It smells so bad. It’s nauseating. I can smell it through two pillowcases and blanket that I threw on top of them hoping an extra layer would trap the smell. I’ll bake them in the Texas sun tomorrow and hope that helps, because otherwise these are the perfect pillows for someone who wants to feel like they are hugging a torso but can’t stand the sound/feel of someone else breathing. I don’t know…4 stars, if the smell goes away I’ll come back. Update: many many days later. Either they don’t really smell anymore or I got use to it. They’ve held their firmness and shape well. I like them.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 9, 2026
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Samantha
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Actually Cooling Pillow
Size: Queen (1 Count), Color: Original White (Cooling)
This is a really nice pillow, I was worried it would be too soft or too firm but it's just right and it's actually cooling, it feels cool every time I touch it. I've noticed an improvement in sleep since using it. Would recommend!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
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Tyler and Kaela
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Repurchased in King Size – Still Love These Cooling Pillows
Size: King (2 Count), Color: Original White (Cooling), Size: King (2 Count), Color: Original White (Cooling)
After using the queen-size version of these pillows for over a year, we purchased the king-size set when we upgraded to a king mattress. Both my husband and I really like them. The cooling feature works well, and we like that each side feels different—when I run cold, I use the softer bamboo side, while my husband prefers the cooler side since he tends to sleep hot. They fit well in our king-size pillowcases and feel supportive in all sleeping positions, whether I’m on my stomach, side, or back. I also appreciate that you can remove some of the filling to adjust the firmness. The covers are washable, which makes them easy to maintain. Overall, we’re very happy with this repurchase and the long-lasting comfort.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2026
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Mystery Fan
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 3
Not great at cooling
Size: Queen (2 Count), Color: Original White (Cooling)
Each pillow cover has 2 sides, one marked for cooling, and the other a different fabric. The cooling side is about the same effectiveness as having a silk or satin pillow cover. It's only cool when you first touch it. The cooling side doesn't seem to absorb or wick moisture, so if you are sweaty - it keeps the moisture in place. You'll definitely want a regular pillow case over the pillow cover. In fact, if you suffer from night sweats, the non-cooling side is actually more comfortable. The pillow fill is ample, and simple to squish around for more support for your neck, etc. Think bean bag. But it will retain your impression after use. I find I need to do as I did when I had down pillows - give it a few good shakes in the morning when I make the bed to get it evened out for the coming night. In all, it is a well-made and comfortable pillow to sleep on, but it does not excel in cooling.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026
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Carol C
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
excellent pillows i bought two sets!!
Size: Firm Queen (2 Count), Color: Original White (Cooling)
I ordered these for my son who has neck issues and has gone through so many pillows trying to find one that he liked. They’re heavy, so i was worried that they might be “too” heavy to be able to sleep on comfortably, so I ordered a second set, one firmer than the other (just in case) and gave him a set for Xmas and he loved the first set so much without even trying the less firm ones.He also needs the cooling factor and these offered that, too. They are filled with pieces of memory foam (tons of it) and each pillow can be modified by removing some of the foam. The covers are beautiful, high quality fabric with a zipper so ts easy to remove or replace the foam pieces. The size is perfect and they keep their shape. I kept the second set i ordered rather than returning them and i love the pillows. I actually modified two by removing some of the foam pieces. I kept the foam pieces in a zippered pillow protector and i can always adjust mine when or if i need to. 1000% love these.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2026

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