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OH SEES - FACE STABBER (2xLP/CASSETTE)

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OH SEES - FACE STABBER (2xLP/CASSETTE)BLACK VINYL 2xLP or CASSETTE. (AKA THEE OH SEES, OSEES, OCS, ETC) "Hey there, human kids, lift your face out of the feed trough and pluck that feculence from your ears. Hark! A sonar blip from beneath the pile of bodies the latest Oh Sees, Face Stabber! Boop, blip, ughhh people churning like a boiling swamp. Man, this din is nauseating. The screen flickers for the first time this year with a transmission from two months in the future: "the internet

BLACK VINYL 2xLP

or

CASSETTE.

(AKA THEE OH SEES, OSEES, OCS, ETC)

"Hey there, human kids, lift your face out of the feed trough and pluck that feculence from your ears. Hark! A sonar blip from beneath the pile of bodies-the latest Oh Sees, Face Stabber! Boop, blip, ughhh... people churning like a boiling swamp. Man, this din is nauseating. The screen flickers for the first time this year with a transmission from two months in the future: "the internet has deemed guitar music dead and you are free to do whatever the f*** you like... long live the new flesh!" This album is Soundcloud hip-hop reversed, a far flung nemesis of contemporary country and flaccid algorithmic pop-barf. No songs about money or love are floating in the ether. Just memories, echoes, foggy blurs, blip-blop goes the scope, heavy funk, dystopia-punk canons, long jams, bloated solos dribbling down your caved-in chest. Human cattle like a beef avalanche, right on your burned out face hole. Spider-legs fuzz crawling in your brain. Lots of curse words for your mom. You've gotten the over-population blues, so let's have some art for art's sake. What else are you gonna do? Stare at the sky? Please... fifty carbon copies of you look back at you as you walk the streets. Take a breath, you're going to need it. Take drugs, you're going to need those just to stand in line at the air and water reclamation center soon enough. There's no fruit, buddy. You're at the bleak-peak. They will squeeze you till you're all squeezed out. Or fans of fried prog burn-out, squished old-school drool, double drums, lead weight bass, wizard keys (now with poison), old-ass guitar and horrible words with daft meanings. If you don't like it then don't listen, bub. Back to the comments section with you! Easy over and out."

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Liz Speno
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Great socks
My husband will only wear 100% cotton socks none of the spandex moisture control etc so these are hard to find in stores but he loves them and they last a while
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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2025
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Steven M.
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Great feel, amazing tech, and perfect fit
Size: Large, Color: Black/Gray (6 Pairs)
I've been purchasing the white w/grey toe socks for most of my adult life. Never really understood why I'd want anything else. Saw these as an Amazon suggestion one day and figured I'd give them a shot. Oh my freaking feet have never been happier!!! I imagine that the fabrics used by UA to wick away sweat and odor are what makes these socks so comfortable, but I would be lying if I said I understood why they were so amazing. They slip on effortlessly and hug your foot throughout the day. Unlike the socks I used to purchase, these do not lose their shape after a full day of wear and exercise. They also have ample thickness to protect my feet while I'm running from any rubbing or hot spots from my shoes. I imagine this has a lot to do with the fact that they maintain their shape and do not move/slip around while wearing. I was a bit hesitant to purchase black running socks at first, but they hide right below my shoe line and are even less noticeable than my old white w/grey toe socks I used to purchase. I am not certain what "charged cotton" means, but if it means amazing feel, great features (wick away sweat; fight odor), and all for a reasonable price. I'm in. Overall, if you're looking for a nice pair of socks to wear throughout the day or while doing your workout, you would be remiss in not giving these UA socks a shot.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 1, 2017
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Skye Hart
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Comfortable socks
Breathable and stretchy cotton socks. They are stretchy, thick and soft.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 7, 2026
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nachum zlotnick
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 4
super socks
Cotton socks have proven to be a simple yet indispensable addition to my daily wear, offering a level of comfort that sets them apart from other materials. The soft, breathable nature of cotton fabric ensures a gentle and cozy embrace for my feet throughout the day. Whether I'm navigating a busy workday or enjoying a relaxing evening at home, these socks provide a pleasant cushioning effect, preventing any discomfort or irritation. Additionally, the moisture-wicking properties of cotton keep my feet dry and fresh, making them an ideal choice for all-day wear. The durability of cotton socks has also impressed me; they maintain their shape and softness even after numerous washes, showcasing the reliability and longevity of the material. One of the key features that make cotton socks a wardrobe essential is their versatility. Suitable for various occasions, these socks effortlessly complement both casual and formal attire. The wide array of colors and patterns available allows for easy integration into any style, making them a go-to choice for different outfits. In terms of value for money, cotton socks offer a cost-effective solution without compromising on quality. Overall, my experience with cotton socks has been consistently positive, and I find myself reaching for them daily due to their unmatched comfort, durability, and adaptability to various fashion choices.
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Ms. B
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Comfortable Socks, color variety not as implied
Size: Medium, Color: True Gray Heather Assorted (6 Pairs)
Pros: Comfortable socks, with wide, not tight band at the ankle. Wish I'd bought them sooner. Con: Amazon description shows a photo of 6 pairs of socks, 2 black, 2 gray, and 2 white. The pack actually comes with 2 black, 1 white, and 3 pairs of gray. Haven't washed them yet. Will see how they stand up.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 14, 2024

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