SKU: 55885856390

Don't Be Like Me Raccoon Tee | absurdist animal smoking, ironic alt

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Don't Be Like Me Raccoon Tee | absurdist animal smoking, ironic altXS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16. 50 18. 00 20. 00 22. 00 24. 00 26. 00 28. 00 30. 00 32. 00 Length, in 27. 00 28. 00 29. 00 30. 00 31. 00 32. 00 33. 00 34. 00 35. 00 Sleeve length, in 8. 60 8. 90 9. 20 9. 50 9. 70 10. 00 10. 40 10. 80 11. 20 Size tolerance, in 1. 50 1. 50 1. 50 1. 50 1. 50 1. 50 1. 50 1. 50 1. 50 A cheeky alt style tee featuring a mischievous raccoon character in a retro, slightly distressed illustration holding a cigarette

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 11.20
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 A cheeky alt-style tee featuring a mischievous raccoon character in a retro, slightly distressed illustration holding a cigarette-like prop and a skull motif, paired with ironic text that leans into absurdist, counterculture humor. The artwork balances cute and subversive—muted, vintage-tinged colors and a worn-print look make the design read as tongue-in-cheek rather than glamorizing real behavior. Suited to internet-humor and alt-fashion wardrobes, it layers easily under jackets or stands alone as a statement tee for casual streetwear looks. Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001), lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² - Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape retention - Ribbed knit collar with seam, shoulder tape for stabilization - DTF or DTG label and sleeve printing depending on provider; tear-away label - REACH certified; sourced blank product from Honduras; adult sizes only Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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Halleleu
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Great feel, good shirt
Size: Medium, Color: Black
I bought this to replace my excite Express 1MX button up black shirt for work uniform which kept fading with the seams turning a dull gray. The PJ shirt is wrinkle free after first wash, stays black, and is a bit more stretchy. Also it’s way more affordable at $26 vs Express 1MX at $60 ish.
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West Palm Beach, US
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Size: X-Large, Color: Airy Blue
Nice Fit . Spring Fashions
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Mark H.
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Very nice shirts but unusually long sleeves
Size: Large, Color: Light Green
PJ PAUL JONES Mens Dress Shirts Wrinkle Free Stretch Button Down Shirt. I bought white, coffee, grey, autumn green and apricot. Colors are true to the ads. I'm 6' , 170 lbs. I bought these in Large. They fit very well in shoulders, chest, and my big belly. As many reviews have stated, the sleeves are unusually long - coming down past my palms to my fingers. I would give them a 4 rating for that but I bought them with the intention of making them short sleeve. The white shirt is just too nice to change so I'll reserve that for weddings and funerals. The apricot is very nice but I just wouldn't wear that color as a casual shirt but it does go with my brown blaser so I'll keep it for rare occasions. I washed them in warm and put them thru warm dryer and didn't notice any shrinkage which I wouldn't expect with polyester. Very good shirts at very good price.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2026
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Tamondo
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
A Solid Buy
Size: XX-Large, Color: Black
Purchased this shirt to wear to a concert. I love the material because it's stretchy and flexible unlike the traditional cotton. It's mainly wrinkle free but I ran a warm iron to get out the creases from being folded. I wore this with gray pants and it made my outfit feel put together. The sleeves are very easy to roll up and won't come undone. A very nice shirt to add to your clothing collection.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2026
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J. Samson
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 4
Good looking shirt that runs a bit big in sizing.
Size: X-Large, Color: Green Gray
Nice looking shirt for dress up or casual wearing. Feels like silk, pretty wrinkle free. Lots of colors to chose from at a good price. Runs a bit big in size. I found the sleeves very long for me. But I like the casual look, feel and coolness in the heat of summer for a long sleeve shirt.
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