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King Minotaur Silicone personal massager – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness AccessoryKey Features: Fantasy Dong: This ornate, golden, King Minotaur dong is massive, veiny, and thick. Decorated with rings, piercings, coins, and bull horns, this dong has bulges and bumps in all the best places! Premium SIlicone: Made out of phthalate free, body safe, premium silicone that is firm and flexible. Suction Cup Base: The strong suction cup base will hold onto any flat surface. Harness Compatible: Use it with a partner! It's compatible with
Key Features:Fantasy Dong: This ornate, golden, King Minotaur dong is massive, veiny, and thick. Decorated with rings, piercings, coins, and bull horns, this dong has bulges and bumps in all the best places!
Premium SIlicone: Made out of phthalate-free, body-safe, premium silicone that is firm and flexible.
Suction Cup Base: The strong suction-cup base will hold onto any flat surface.
Harness Compatible: Use it with a partner! It's compatible with most wearable massager harnesses.
Transform your fantasies into reality with the Fantasy Dong! This magnificent King Minotaur-inspired dong is exquisitely detailed with gold tones, intricate veins, and a generous thickness that will leave you breathless. Adorned with rings, piercings, coins, and bull horns, its design offers bulges and bumps in all the perfect spots to maximize your pleasure. Crafted from phthalate-free, body-safe premium silicone, it promises a firm yet flexible feel. The strong suction cup base ensures it stays put on any flat surface, while its compatibility with most wearable massager harnesses lets you enjoy endless possibilities with a partner. Unleash your fantasies with this one-of-a-kind creation and bring to life your kinky cosplay, fantasy roleplay, and solo or partnered monster love!
You never should have angered the gods of Greece, and after spreading your blasphemes across the city in a drunken stupor that would (ironically) make Bacchus proud, you have been discovered and punished. But the punishment… is being thrown into the labyrinth where the bastard son of King Minos' wife lives, the wicked, fearsome Minotaur! With nothing more than a lit torch you wander the halls, desperate to find your way out without rousing his suspicion or attention. Then you hear it; a low growling and a heavy breathing, much like that of a mad bull! You do the only thing you can think of, and RUN! You race through the maze, your heart beating so hard it might burst from your chest, but then you drop your torch on the ground and are blinded by the dark without it! You turn around to retrieve it, and come face to face with the bull, and freeze. The Minotaur walks closer, his breath heavy and hot, his hooves echoing in the chamber, and just as he comes close enough to the fallen torch, the firelight illuminates his massive, gilded, pierced rod as it hangs between his thighs. Your jaw drops and the last thing you remember is thinking, "Maybe this isn't a punishment after all."
Measurements:
Overall length: 9.3 inches
Insertable length: 7.6 inches
Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.7 inches
Widest insertable diameter: 2.7 inches
Materials: Silicone
Color: Gold
Discover discreet, personal wellness accessories designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use.
Experience discreet, premium-quality personal wellness designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use. This quiet, rechargeable massager is waterproof and easy to clean. Enhance your intimate wellness routine with confidence and privacy.
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★★★★★ 5
Great message that the kids listen to
Format: Hardcover
I love the message and my kids (3 and 5) find it credible and engaging, so it's a win all around. I find the illustrations (which are either done by a 5 year old or an adult as talented an artist as I am) painful but I give the text 6 out of 5 stars so when I take a star off for the over-the-top illustrations we're still at 5/5 ;)
Kids who have greater access to exclusively modern media with intense graphics may not be able to relate to the material: the graphics are a big hurdle and the text is pretty dated too. I'm sure an updated version would be even more engaging for my kids but what it lacks in exciting, current graphics it makes up for in specificity and clarity for my two.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 11, 2015
★★★★★ 5
Entertaining and helpful lessons
Format: Hardcover
My family loves this book. Used to read it to my daughter as a young girl and now she’s a teen. We still talk about the lessons learned in this book! The characters and illustrations crack me up: Smash, rip and ruin taught us a lot! And the ones without hands and noses! I couldn’t believe how long ago this book was written when we got it- all lessons still applicable today.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 22, 2020
★★★★★ 4
Fun Way to Teach Manners
Format: Hardcover
This book was one I read to my daughters when they were young and I am now reading it to my grandsons. I plan to read it to my fourth grade class, as well.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 5, 2013
★★★★★ 5
... over with my 3yo and 5yo boys but they loved it!
Format: Hardcover
I wasn't sure how this would go over with my 3yo and 5yo boys but they loved it!! They always enjoy pulling it out and now I can refer back to the characters to remind them of their manners in a more positive way. The only thing is I kinda wish they had used a different animal than pig, since for some reason I don't like saying "don't be like the pigs" (since I don't really want them calling eachother or other kids pigs). But so far it has been fine :) It's also very nice they included "Be kind to animals, they have feelings too." We say that all the time around here since we have kitties. Also the part about table manners is great since we had already been teaching the kids to ask before being excused from the table.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2016
★★★★★ 5
Manners Can Be Fun
Format: Hardcover
What a cute book! I bought it for my 2 and 3 year old boys. We are attempting to teach them simple, common manners in a fun way and they love learning through books. Manners Can Be Fun presents manners in a simple, easy to understand, engaging way. The boys enjoy reading this book and it's a great way to have positive conversations about specific situations they experience daily like sharing toys, picking up after themselves, whining, meal time. It's a fun book!
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Reviewed in the United States on December 20, 2015
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