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Joanne Cheese Wedding Cake

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Joanne Cheese Wedding CakeJoanne Cheese Wedding Cake Premium 5 Layer Cheese Tower Introducing the Joanne cheese wedding cake an exclusive 5 layer premium artisan cheese tower featuring a carefully curated selection of rare French Langres, unpasteurised Cte Hill Blue, prestigious Colston Bassett Stilton, and organic Godminster cheddar. This is not just a cake, it's a privilege for intimate weddings, elopements, and connoisseurs seeking exceptional, rare cheeses. Reserve yours

Joanne Cheese Wedding Cake - Premium 5-Layer Cheese Tower

Introducing the Joanne cheese wedding cake - an exclusive 5-layer premium artisan cheese tower featuring a carefully curated selection of rare French Langres, unpasteurised Côte Hill Blue, prestigious Colston Bassett Stilton, and organic Godminster cheddar. This is not just a cake, it's a privilege for intimate weddings, elopements, and connoisseurs seeking exceptional, rare cheeses. Reserve yours today with just a £60 deposit.

This carefully curated cheese wheel wedding cake serves 55–85 guests and weighs just 5.68kg, making it the perfect centrepiece for intimate weddings, micro-weddings, elopements, and exclusive celebrations. Each layer has been expertly hand-selected by our cheesemongers to showcase Britain's and France's finest artisan cheeses, prioritising quality and rarity over quantity.

Why choose the Joanne cheese wedding cake?

  • Most intimate size - perfect for micro-weddings (55-85 guests)
  • Rare French Langres with distinctive wrinkled rind
  • Unpasteurised Côte Hill Blue - artisan British blue cheese
  • Prestigious Colston Bassett Baby Stilton - finest Stilton available
  • Organic Godminster cheddar in burgundy wax
  • All vegetarian-friendly premium cheeses
  • Delivered ready to assemble with complete allergen information

The Joanne Wedding Cheese Tower - Layer by Layer

Top Layer – Langres (0.18kg)

A rare and distinctive French cheese from the Champagne region with a wrinkled, russet-coloured rind and smooth, creamy interior. Langres has a distinctive concave top (known as a "fontaine") and offers a rich, pungent flavour with hints of bacon and mushroom. This exceptional artisan cheese adds sophisticated French character and exclusivity to your wedding cheese tower.

  • Dimensions: 7cm × 4cm
  • Perfect for: French cheese connoisseurs seeking something rare

Second Layer – Côte Hill Blue (0.3kg)

An exceptional British blue cheese made with unpasteurised cow's milk from Lincolnshire. Côte Hill Blue features a natural rind and offers a rich, complex flavour that's both creamy and assertive. This artisan unpasteurised cheese brings depth and character that sets the Joanne tower apart as a premium selection for true cheese enthusiasts.

  • Dimensions: 11cm × 4cm
  • Perfect for: Adventurous cheese lovers seeking unpasteurised artisan quality

Third Layer – Cornish Yarg (1kg)

Handcrafted in Cornwall and wrapped in edible nettle leaves, the Cornish Yarg creates a stunning visual impact, making it one of Britain's most visually striking cheeses. Under the nettle-wrapped rind, Cornish Yarg is luxuriously creamy, while at the core it becomes wonderfully crumbly. The distinctive appearance and complex texture make this layer a guaranteed talking point at your intimate wedding celebration.

  • Dimensions: 13cm × 8cm
  • Perfect for: Visual impact and West Country artisan quality

Fourth Layer – Colston Bassett Baby Stilton (2.2kg)

The crown jewel of English blue cheeses from the prestigious Colston Bassett dairy. This Baby Stilton features characteristic blue veining throughout a rich cream-coloured paste. With a smooth, creamy texture and a mellow taste that perfectly balances sweet and savoury notes, Colston Bassett is widely regarded as producing the finest Stilton in Britain - a true mark of quality for your wedding cheese tower.

  • Dimensions: 15cm × 12.5cm
  • Perfect for: Blue cheese connoisseurs seeking the finest Stilton available

Bottom Layer – Godminster Organic Cheddar (2kg)

A delicious organic vintage cheddar from the award-winning Godminster farm in Somerset, presented in distinctive burgundy wax. This creamy, savoury-sweet cheddar offers exceptional flavour with the added assurance of organic certification. The rich, mature character and striking burgundy presentation provide a strong foundation for your premium cheese wedding cake.

  • Dimensions: 15.5cm × 10cm
  • Perfect for: Organic cheese lovers and visual impact

Joanne Cheese Wedding Cake - Key Information

Total Weight: 5.68kg of rare, premium artisan cheese
Serves: 55–85 wedding guests (as part of your reception)
Delivery: Supplied undecorated and ready to style. The tower is easy to assemble—stack the cheese wheels in the order provided.
Presentation: Arrives ready to assemble - stack the cheese wheels with rare Langres on top.
Styling: Decorate with fresh flowers, fruit, foliage, or herbs to match your wedding theme


How to Order Your Joanne Cheese Wedding Cake

Ordering your perfect cheese wedding cake is simple and flexible:

  • Secure your date with just a £60 deposit - Reserve your Joanne cheese wedding cake today with a small deposit
  • Pay the balance later - Final payment isn't due until 2-3 weeks before your wedding date
  • Book in advance - We recommend ordering at least 4 weeks in advance to guarantee availability of these rare artisan cheeses.
  • Delivered 1-2 days before - Your cheese arrives fresh via APC courier, ready to assemble.

Why order today? Our premium artisan cheeses come from small producers with limited availability. The rare French Langres and unpasteurised Côte Hill Blue are particularly sought after. By securing your order early, you ensure you get your preferred cheese selection and delivery date. Don't miss out on this unique opportunity to elevate your wedding with the finest artisan cheeses.


Reserve Your Joanne Cheese Tower Today - Just £60 Deposit.

Whether you're planning an intimate elopement, exclusive micro-wedding, or small celebration for true cheese connoisseurs, the Joanne cheese wedding cake brings exceptional quality and rare artisan cheeses to your big day. Secure your date today with just a £60 deposit - the remaining balance isn't due until 2-3 weeks before your wedding, giving you plenty of time to finalise your plans.

What you get:

  • 5 layers of rare, premium artisan cheese (5.68kg total)
  • Rare French Langres and unpasteurised Côte Hill Blue
  • Prestigious Colston Bassett Stilton - the finest available
  • Organic Godminster cheddar in burgundy wax
  • Delivery across mainland UK via APC courier
  • Complete allergen information and assembly instructions
  • Flexible payment - just £60 to secure your booking today
  • Alternative cheese options are available on request

Order now to guarantee the availability of these rare cheeses for your wedding date.


Nutrition & Ingredients Information

Explore the full ingredient and allergen details for each cheese layer below.

Cheese Ingredients Allergens
Langres Thermalised cow's milk, salt, animal rennet, starter culture. Contains milk (French thermalised, cow's).
Côte Hill Blue Unpasteurised cow's milk, salt, rennet, starter culture, mould culture. Contains milk (unpasteurised, cow's). Contains moulds (blue veins). Suitable for vegetarians.
Cornish Yarg Pasteurised cow's milk, salt, nettle leaves, starter culture, vegetarian rennet, calcium chloride, Penicillium candidum. Contains milk (pasteurised, cow's). Suitable for vegetarians.
Colston Bassett Baby Stilton Pasteurised cow's milk, salt, rennet, starter culture, and mould culture. Contains milk (pasteurised, cow's). Contains moulds (blue veins). Suitable for vegetarians.
Godminster Organic Cheddar Organic pasteurised cow's milk, salt, rennet, starter culture. Contains milk (organic, pasteurised, cow's). Suitable for vegetarians.

Frequently Asked Questions

How much deposit do I need to pay to secure my order?

Just £60 secures your Joanne cheese wedding cake booking today. The remaining balance isn't due until 2-3 weeks before your wedding date, making it easy to budget for your special day.

How many people does the Joanne cheese wedding cake serve?

The Joanne cheese wedding cake serves 55-85 guests at your wedding reception or celebration, making it perfect for intimate weddings, micro-weddings, and elopements.

How much does the Joanne cheese tower weigh?

The complete Joanne cheese wedding cake weighs approximately 5.68kg across 5 premium layers, including rare French Langres and prestigious Colston Bassett Stilton.

Is the Joanne cheese wedding cake suitable for vegetarians?

Yes, all layers in the Joanne cheese wedding cake are suitable for vegetarians, including the rare and premium cheeses, making it perfect for vegetarian-friendly celebrations.

Where do you deliver cheese wedding cakes?

We deliver cheese wedding cakes across mainland UK, excluding Northern Ireland, the Scottish Highlands, and the Channel Islands. Delivery is via APC 1-2 days before your event.

When should I order my Joanne cheese wedding cake?

We recommend ordering at least 4 weeks before your wedding date to ensure availability of these rare artisan cheeses, particularly the French Langres and unpasteurised Côte Hill Blue.

What makes the Joanne cheese wedding cake special?

The Joanne features our most exclusive selection: rare French Langres, unpasteurised Côte Hill Blue, prestigious Colston Bassett Stilton (the finest Stilton producer in Britain), stunning Cornish Yarg, and organic Godminster. It's our smallest, most premium tower designed for cheese connoisseurs and intimate celebrations.

Does the Joanne cheese wedding cake come decorated?

No, the Joanne cheese wedding cake arrives undecorated, giving you complete creative freedom to style it with fresh flowers, fruit, foliage, or herbs to match your wedding theme and colour scheme.

Can I substitute any of the cheeses in the Joanne tower?

Yes, alternative cheeses are available on request. Contact us to discuss your preferences, and we'll recommend suitable substitutions to maintain the premium quality and visual impact of your cheese wedding cake.

Shipping Notes
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