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Patricia Wants to CuddleBy Samantha Allen Paperback A one of a kind queer horror comedy for people who watch The Bachelor and The X Files back to back. Kirkus Reviews On this season of The Catch, contestants must compete for love. And their lives. When the final four women in competition for an aloof, somewhat sleazy bachelors heart arrive on a mysterious island in the Pacific Northwest, they prepare themselves for another week of extreme sleep deprivation, invasive
By Samantha Allen
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“A one-of-a-kind queer horror comedy for people who watch The Bachelor and The X-Files back-to-back.” ―Kirkus Reviews
On this season of The Catch, contestants must compete for love. And their lives.
When the final four women in competition for an aloof, somewhat sleazy bachelor’s heart arrive on a mysterious island in the Pacific Northwest, they prepare themselves for another week of extreme sleep deprivation, invasive interviews, and, of course, the salacious drama eager viewers nationwide tune in to devour. Each woman came on The Catch for her own reasons―brand sponsorships, followers, and, yes, even love―and they’ve all got their eyes steadfastly trained on their respective prizes.
Enter Patricia, a temperamental and woefully misunderstood local living alone in the dark, verdant woods, and desperate for connection. Through twists as unexpected as they are wildly entertaining, the self-absorbed cast and jaded crew each make her acquaintance atop the island’s tallest and most desolate peak, finding themselves at the center of an action-packed thriller that is far from scripted―and only a few will make the final cut.
A whirlwind romp careening toward a last-girl-standing conclusion, and a scathing indictment of contemporary American media culture, Patricia Wants to Cuddle is also a love story: between star-crossed lesbians who rise above their intolerant town, a deeply ambivalent woman and her budding self-actualization, and a group of misfit islanders forging community against all odds.
On this season of The Catch, contestants must compete for love. And their lives.
When the final four women in competition for an aloof, somewhat sleazy bachelor’s heart arrive on a mysterious island in the Pacific Northwest, they prepare themselves for another week of extreme sleep deprivation, invasive interviews, and, of course, the salacious drama eager viewers nationwide tune in to devour. Each woman came on The Catch for her own reasons―brand sponsorships, followers, and, yes, even love―and they’ve all got their eyes steadfastly trained on their respective prizes.
Enter Patricia, a temperamental and woefully misunderstood local living alone in the dark, verdant woods, and desperate for connection. Through twists as unexpected as they are wildly entertaining, the self-absorbed cast and jaded crew each make her acquaintance atop the island’s tallest and most desolate peak, finding themselves at the center of an action-packed thriller that is far from scripted―and only a few will make the final cut.
A whirlwind romp careening toward a last-girl-standing conclusion, and a scathing indictment of contemporary American media culture, Patricia Wants to Cuddle is also a love story: between star-crossed lesbians who rise above their intolerant town, a deeply ambivalent woman and her budding self-actualization, and a group of misfit islanders forging community against all odds.
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★★★★★ 4
Great toy but does recharge
Color: Turtle
Great toy but only work for a few days even after I charged it. Can I get a replacement ?
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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Dog Loves this toy!
Color: Crab
Keeps our poodle entertained and excited. The rechargeable battery lasts a long time. You can make it play crazy music or just shake. It’s hilarious to watch him play with it. It’s very chew resistant, and believe me, he tries his best to destroy it.
If you have a high energy dog, they’re gonna love it.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great toy for puppies!
Color: Turtle
I love this turtle. My toy poodle puppy has boundless energy. She loves this thing. It keeps her busy so I can get laundry and other things done. I am buying a second one for when the first one loses its charge😂
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2026
★★★★★ 3
It broke within the week
Color: Turtle
The toy was ADORABLE, it worked very well for the first week. And then it broke. I bought two for my puppy and my 8 year old shih tzus. It stopped vibrating and just made loud grinding and squeaking noises. I would recommend this toy if it lasted longer.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Offers tons of activity
Color: Turtle
My 70lb dog LOVES this turtle toy, was worth the price. He will play and play until he’s exhausted. We have to give him breaks from it. We use the second setting which is just for movement, no music. The only aspect I don’t like is that he will inadvertently press the button when he’s biting the toy, changing the setting and sometimes has turned it off. The velcro is super strong, which is good but makes it difficult to open. Battery life is decent, lasted a few days with him playing with it an hour or so each evening. I like the auto shut off after 30 minutes of no movement.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2026
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