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Goldies Porridge - Choc and Crunchy Almond

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Goldies Porridge - Choc and Crunchy AlmondStart your low carb day right with our Chocolate & Almond Keto Porridge, oat free and ready in just 2 minutes. Cos' you know we got things to do and places to be. Crafted without oats using a carefully balanced blend of chia, coconut, LSA and ground almond, this indulgent bowl delivers rich chocolate flavor and crunchy roasted almonds while keeping carbs low and satisfaction high. Each serving is packed with fibre and healthy fats to fuel your

Start your low-carb day right with our Chocolate & Almond Keto Porridge,
oat-free and ready in just 2 minutes. Cos' you know we got things to do and places to be. 

Crafted without oats using a carefully balanced blend of chia, coconut, LSA and ground almond, this indulgent bowl delivers rich chocolate flavor and crunchy roasted almonds while keeping carbs low and satisfaction high. Each serving is packed with fibre and healthy fats to fuel your ketogenic lifestyle without compromise.

Perfect for keto breakfasts, office snacks, or anytime you need sustained energy without the carb load – simply add hot water, stir, and enjoy guilt-free indulgence. Of course we recommend making with our Keto Milk at 0.4g carbs per 100ml.

 The decadent chocolate taste makes it hard to believe this powerhouse bowl fits your macros. 
• Very good source of fibre 8.6g per serve
• Just add hot water, ready in minutes
• Protein at 7.2g per serve
• No added sugar, keto friendly, gluten free
• No carby oats!

Macros: per serve: energy 920kJ, Protein 7.2g, fat 18.0g, carbs 4.0g, sugars 1.4g, dietary fibre 8.6g, sodium 6mg. Macros per 100g are in images
Ingredients: 
Coconut (sulphites) (25%), chia seeds, LSA (linseed, sunflower seeds, ground almonds (3%), ground almonds and pieces (24.5%), cocoa powder (7.5%), monk fruit. Contains: Almonds, Sulphites. Made in a kitchen that also handles walnuts.

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