SKU: 11296902755

You Eat Pieces of S*** for Breakfast? - Happy Gilmore inspired Wooden Breakfast Serving Board // Ideal for Eggs and Toast

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You Eat Pieces of S*** for Breakfast? - Happy Gilmore inspired Wooden Breakfast Serving Board // Ideal for Eggs and ToastNeed more laughter in your kitchen? Well if you've clicked on this listing, then this breakfast serving board might be just the trick. Works Perfect for Eggs and Toast, or other breakfast sandwiches. It also looks great on display in any kitchen too. The Eggs Benedict text and face design as you can see in the photos is laser engraved into quality rubberwood, for a great permanent finish. It certainly has a luxury feel to it beyond it's hilarious look

Need more laughter in your kitchen?

Well if you've clicked on this listing, then this breakfast serving board might be just the trick.

Works Perfect for Eggs and Toast, or other breakfast sandwiches. 
It also looks great on display in any kitchen too.

The Eggs Benedict text and face design as you can see in the photos is laser engraved into quality rubberwood, for a great permanent finish.

It certainly has a luxury feel to it beyond it's hilarious look I'd say.

 Measuring approximately: 24cm x 18cm x 2cm

You have the option to add the small stand (as seen in the photos) to your order.  Not only does this work great for putting your new Egg Board on display, but the stand can also work well with certain tablets or cookbooks for extra use around the kitchen.

As with all wood, it's not dishwasher safe nor ideal to leave soaked in water. 
So a quick hand wash wipe with dish detergent after use is the best way to clean and keep it looking it's best.

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delightful read
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What a delightful read. The characters are awesome, the plot was so good, I loved it. I was intrigued and it kept me wanting more. Told in multiple pov, the book sucks you in and doesn’t let go. I cannot wait to read the next book.
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Kimberly B
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★★★★★ 4
not bad
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I loved the plot of this book. The characters just didn’t have a lot of depth. The connections and “love” just weren’t communicated very well in the writing. The author didn’t write the sweet psycho trope very well at all either. Lachlan was just a mess of a character.
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Carmen Alicea
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
A Beta Worth Rooting For
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In Spare, Violet Fox flips the omegaverse on its head, giving us a Beta heroine determined to make her mark. Joining the Beta Trials to support her sick father, she's thrown into a pack that doesn't want her, especially the possessive Alphas. But here's the twist: their sweet Omega turns out to be her scent match. Cue the angst, forbidden tension, and a slow-burn romance that will make your heart ache in the best way. Violet Fox delivers an emotional, refreshing take on the genre, proving Betas aren't "spares." They're stars.
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C. Hunter
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Beta, Alpha, Omega oh my!
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Omegas are precious and given to Alphas & their packs... but the Betas want in too. To this end, the Beta government is rolling out its trial of assigning a Beta to each Alpha-Omega pack. But forcing a Beta into a pack where they are not wanted will not end well... Of course, no one expected the Omega to fall for the assigned Beta. Great read and cliffhanger
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New York, US
★★★★★ 3
A familiar story, just with…..less.
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So, as other reviewers make clear, this is very similar to Pack Darling and The Beta. It’s much closer aligned with The Beta, in plot and maybe more like Pack Darling with characters. That being said, I don’t hate this…..but it wasn’t great either. It’s both books mentioned but just….less. Less angst, less emotion, less feeling. The plot feels very half fleshed out, and the “bad guy” feels underwhelming. I didn’t really feel any real emotions from and of the male leads, except maybe Oliver. The others fell sorta flat for me. And Mika makes herself out to be this big bad ass straight outta training and then we never see it from here again with the one fitting room incident as the exception. SPOILER: The whole, “Oh, I’m actually probably an Omega, but I don’t wanna be but I do actually wanna be but no one can ever know my secret that I do nothing to hide “ thing fell so flat. She never commutes to believing she was secretly an omega, but also mentions her “secret” a lot. It just felt so manufactured. I’m intrigued enough to read part 2 and see how the author closes everything out, but this is not one I’ll recommend or ever come back to.
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