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Kaputt: Carnage Hall - VINYL LPTitle: Carnage Hall Artist: Kaputt Label: Upset the Rhythm Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 828887112612 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2019 10 11 Number of Discs: 1 Kaputt are a recently hatched post punk act from Glasgow, Scotland. Numbering six, Kaputt feature Simone Wilson and Cal Donnelly on guitars and vocals, Chrissy Barnacle also sings and plays saxophone. Tobias Carmichael is responsible for bass, whilst Rikki Will and Emma Smith cover drums and
Title: Carnage HallArtist: Kaputt
Label: Upset the Rhythm
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 828887112612
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2019-10-11
Number of Discs: 1
Kaputt are a recently hatched post punk act from Glasgow, Scotland. Numbering six, Kaputt feature Simone Wilson and Cal Donnelly on guitars and vocals, Chrissy Barnacle also sings and plays saxophone. Tobias Carmichael is responsible for bass, whilst Rikki Will and Emma Smith cover drums and percussion respectively. Racing away from the playful torn edge of no-wave song, Kaputt blurt out tracks with twitchy charisma, their catchy riffs circle with relish, allowing timely sax stonks and stop-start rhythms to drive things on. Vocals leap, guitars bluster and always the saxophone snakes, hypnotically drawn through the erratic beat. The songs on Carnage Hall, Kaputt's debut album released by Upset The Rhythm, were all written in Glasgow between 2016-2018. Following on from the independence referendum and the subsequent Brexit vote these songs couldn't help but be influenced by the maelstrom of political hypocrisy and confusion in the air. Other themes prevalent on this energetic corkscrew of an album include the offbeat happenchance of life in 2019, notions of surveillance, identity (personal as well as the biscuit-tin styled persona of the Scottish Highlands), industrialization, and family. Title track "Carnage Hall" is about an alternative dimension in which Judy Garland's famous Carnegie Hall show, (one of the group's favorite albums), was a total bust rather than the roaring success it proved to be. "Rats" is a crumpled twist of song - explosive, ruminative, and content to bemuse with a loose political allegory drawn out from a dank pet shop. "Accordion" lilts with more breezy tendency. Kaputt excel at fidgety, speedy outpourings of ideas, their songs zap by, multifaceted and bejeweled with detail and color. "Parsonage Square" is a great example of this, it's a song about public access, panopticons, and paranoia hurtled into a motley rip of melody. Meanwhile, "Suspectette" concerns itself with Mary Weiss of The Shangri-Las' FBI file. "Think About Your Face" investigates those certain grimaces made in passionate embrace. "Highlight" is an grade-A anthem doubling up as an eulogy for shipbuilding, "Drinking Problems Continue" parts 1 and 2 are about Ullapool and generational holidays spent watching "sun set on the ferry". Carnage Hall is an empathic album dealing with memory and place, but most importantly with people. Recorded and mixed by Luigi Pasquini in Anchor Lane Studios in Glasgow in spring 2019, before being mastered this summer by John Hannon at No Studios. 180 gram vinyl; edition of 400.
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★★★★★ 5
Solid and dependable product
This product has had a positive impact on my oral health. It is well made of solid stainless steel, and is comfortable to hold and use. I have no doubt this product will continue to work for me for years to come.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Well-Designed and Effective
This tongue scraper is high quality and feels well-made. The stainless steel construction is solid and doesn't feel cheap or flimsy. It has good weight to it and seems built to last with regular use.
It's easy to use right from the first time. The process is straightforward - you just hold the handles and gently scrape your tongue from back to front. No complicated technique needed, and it does what it's supposed to do effectively.
The two handles are really well designed, which makes it easy to control. Having a handle on each side gives you a comfortable grip and better leverage than single-handle scrapers. The dual-handle design lets you apply even pressure and maneuver it smoothly without awkward angles or slipping.
This works for both adults and kids with no issues. My teenager uses it without problems, and the ergonomic design fits different hand sizes comfortably. It's versatile enough for the whole family.
One thing I'm uncertain about is the rust-resistance longevity. It says it's rust-proof, but only time will tell how it holds up with daily use and exposure to water. So far it looks fine with no signs of rust, but I'll have to see if that continues months down the line. Another good thing is the edges are not sharp and you won't cut your tongue even if you apply some extra pressure.
The compact size makes it portable. I can easily pack it for travel or keep it in my bag for freshening up during the day. It doesn't take up much space.
For the price, this is recommended. You're getting a functional, well-designed tool that improves oral hygiene and gives you value for money. The dual-handle feature alone makes it worth it compared to basic scrapers. It's a simple addition to your routine that makes a noticeable difference.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 14, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Versatile Product
This tongue cleaner is made from high-quality metal and is easy to clean. Overall, it feels solid and hefty and is extremely comfortable to use. As such, I highly recommend this item.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 10, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Effective, Durable, and Great for Fresh Breath
The Zelmin’s Tongue Scraper is a simple yet highly effective tool for improving daily oral hygiene. The dual handle design makes it easy to hold and control, allowing you to reach the entire tongue surface comfortably. It removes buildup quickly and leaves your mouth feeling noticeably cleaner and fresher.
The metal is sturdy, rust resistant, and easy to clean after each use. It’s a big improvement over plastic scrapers that bend or lose effectiveness over time. This scraper is especially helpful before meetings, meals, travel, or any moment when fresh breath matters.
Pros:
Dual handle design offers great control and easy use
Durable, rust resistant metal that lasts long term
More effective than flimsy plastic scrapers
Helps eliminate odor causing buildup for fresher breath
Easy to clean and store
Cons:
Metal edges may feel firm for very sensitive tongues
Needs gentle pressure to avoid irritation
Larger size may take a moment to adjust to compared to plastic scrapers
Overall: This tongue scraper is effective, sturdy, and a great addition to your daily oral care routine. If you want fresher breath and a cleaner mouth with minimal effort, Zelmin’s scraper is an excellent choice.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 27, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Good Quality, Just Takes Practice
This tongue scraper seems well made and feels sturdy in the hand. I like the dual handle design because it gives a better grip and makes it easier to control while using it. The material also feels durable and easy to rinse clean after each use, which makes it feel like a nice addition to a basic oral care routine.
Since this is new to me, there is definitely a little learning curve. It works fine, but it took me a couple tries to get comfortable with how much pressure to use and the best way to handle it. Once I started getting used to it, it felt easier. I gave it 4 stars because it is good quality and useful, but it does take a little practice at first.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 14, 2026
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