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Same Bad Habits. Better Alibis. — A 2026 Dark Humor Crime CalendarYou survived last year. This year, your story just gets more complicated. Welcome to Same Bad Habits. Better Alibis. a 2026 calendar for anyone whose explanations slowly unravel under pressure. Each month features a crime scene inspired image paired with a literal alibi that grows increasingly unhinged as the year goes on. What starts as reasonable clarification turns into full blown damage control by December. This isnt motivation. Its plausible
You survived last year. This year, your story just gets more complicated.
Welcome to Same Bad Habits. Better Alibis. — a 2026 calendar for anyone whose explanations slowly unravel under pressure.
Each month features a crime-scene-inspired image paired with a literal alibi that grows increasingly unhinged as the year goes on. What starts as reasonable clarification turns into full-blown damage control by December.
This isn’t motivation.
It’s plausible deniability.
Designed with a dark, detective-noir aesthetic, this calendar blends true-crime vibes, dry humor, and just enough chaos to feel familiar. Perfect for true crime fans, lawyers at heart, writers, investigators, or anyone who copes with humor and side-eye.
Perfect for:
✔ True crime lovers
✔ Dark humor enthusiasts
✔ Writers, investigators, and over-explainers
✔ Anyone who’s ever said “okay—no wait, let me rephrase that”
Disclaimer:
This calendar will not help you beat a polygraph.
But it will make your wall more interesting.
Product features
- Wire coil binding with centered 4mm hanging hole for easy flipping and display
- Vibrant, high-quality printing on thick premium paper for bold month images
- Matte writable month grids to allow pen or marker use without smudging
- Two size options: 11" x 8.5" (matte) and 14" x 11.5" (glossy)
- Includes small QR codes on the back; spiral binding and durable construction
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