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Fate Conspires With Destiny To Do Me Dirt

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Fate Conspires With Destiny To Do Me DirtCOLOUR: Random White or Black EXTRAS: RSD '19, limited to 500, includes 7" The Fevered Rantings of a Delusional Madman? Or The Profound Musings of a Stand Up Tragedian? You decide. Here, reissued for the very first time, are the seminal recordings of Brother Theodore. Theodore was a staple of late night talk shows like the Late Night With David Letterman show, a denizen of dubious 70s exploitation films such as the Jaws sex parody GUMS and the disco

COLOUR: Random White or Black   EXTRAS: RSD '19, limited to 500, includes 7"

The Fevered Rantings of a Delusional Madman? Or… The Profound Musings of a Stand-Up Tragedian? You decide. Here, reissued for the very first time, are the seminal recordings of Brother Theodore.

Theodore was a staple of late-night talk shows like the Late Night With David Letterman show, a denizen of dubious ‘70s exploitation films such as the ‘Jaws’ sex-parody GUMS and the disco-vampire flick Nocturna, onetime Chess Champion of New York City and alleged offspring of Albert Einstein. Whether raving at midnight at Carnegie Hall or delivering dark diatribes over musique-concrete tape mash-ups, Theodore was unlike anyone before or since. Prohibitively rare and criminally misunderstood, the masters thought lost or destroyed for decades, Brother Theodore’s premier recordings are now presented in a new and official deluxe edition. Lectures to abandon bipedalism, craven bloodthirsty hallucinations, bongo beatnik-ism and Marshall McLuhanian pre-Post-Modernism – Brother Theodore was a philosopher, metaphysician and comedian of the grotesque – an absurdist storyteller, delivering masterful expressionist-horror monologues and nihilistic gallows humour dialogues.

In these days of darkness and doubt, of crisis and confusion, what the world needs is a truly great soul. BROTHER THEODORE IS THAT SOUL.

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Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Runs small
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It’s a beautiful shoe however runs very small
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They are cute
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Cute shoes, Velcro needs to be stronger
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Grantham, US
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Love, and they smell good
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My daughter is obsessed with these shoes. We have 4 pairs
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★★★★★ 5
Great price great shoe
Size: 12, Color: Burgundy Polished Full Grain
Excellent shoe. Tried the Sebago penny loafer and the sizing was ridiculous. These J and M are sized perfectly. I’ve had them before and they wear like iron. Very comfortable right out of the box.
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