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Pardon My French Short SleeveSoft, durable, pigment dyed 100% ring spun cotton superior shirts. Designed by Ed Roth and printed by his grandmas in the basement in Traverse City, MI XL and larger are a touch generous. Our classic shirts are known for minimal shrinkage.
Soft, durable, pigment dyed 100% ring spun cotton superior shirts. Designed by Ed Roth and printed by his grandmas in the basement in Traverse City, MI
XL and larger are a touch generous. Our classic shirts are known for minimal shrinkage.
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★★★★★ 5
Works great
Size: 4.3 Ounce (Pack of 1)
Love this toothpaste
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Effective for dry mouth
Size: 4.3 Ounce (Pack of 1)
I love this. It’s great for dry mouth and it makes your breath smell good too
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Pricey but great for people who need something gently on the tongue or mouth
Size: 4.3 Ounce (Pack of 1)
Great alternative to traditional Toothpaste. Its a bit pricey but if you are like me you dont have to share it with anyone else because they can use regular toothpaste. The minty flavor is subtle but does not cause irritation. Easy to just just like regular toothpaste. it doesnt have any whitening in it but is a comfort for those that need a toothpaste gently on the tongue or mouth. Still does the job
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Reviewed in the United States on April 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great for people on medication that causes dry mouth
Flavor Name: Cinnamon, Size: 230 Count (Pack of 1)
I pop two of these in my mouth every evening when I get ready for bed. They stick to my gums and cause me to produce just the right amount of saliva during the night; this I don't wake up with cotton mouth!
Actually, most mornings I wake up to find I still have a little bit of the XyliMelts adhering to my gums-- even after 7 or 8 hours of sleep!
I really like the spicy Cinnamon taste- I almost want to eat them just for the taste (but I don't know if that's such a great idea!)
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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Best brand for keeping mouth from drying out
Flavor Name: Cinnamon, Size: 230 Count (Pack of 1)
Best dry mouth self stick discs available. I’ve tried other brands, but they don’t last as long. I love the cinnamon flavor!! I use a CPAP when I sleep, and these really help to keep my mouth from drying out.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
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