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Whitmer Thomas: Songs From The Golden One - VINYL LPTitle: Songs From The Golden One Artist: Whitmer Thomas Label: Hardly Art Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 098787312218 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2020 04 03 Number of Discs: 1 Additional Details: Explicit Lyrics Vinyl LP pressing. 2020 release. When asked to describe himself, Whitmer Thomas comic, musician, skateboarder, infamous Blink182 fan will tell you, "I'm always gonna be the one whose mom called him 'the Golden One,' right before she died." This is
Title: Songs From The Golden OneArtist: Whitmer Thomas
Label: Hardly Art
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 098787312218
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2020-04-03
Number of Discs: 1
Additional Details: Explicit Lyrics
Vinyl LP pressing. 2020 release. When asked to describe himself, Whitmer Thomas-comic, musician, skateboarder, infamous Blink182 fan-will tell you, "I'm always gonna be the one whose mom called him 'the Golden One,' right before she died." This is where his debut HBO comedy special, The Golden One, finds Whitmer: age thirty, investigating this sense (curse?) of destiny-as-identity. Songs from The Golden One feature ten cuts of borderline-John Maus cosplay with spasms of pop-punk absurdity. Thomas uses the gothy, nasal vocal drone as a tool of comic detachment to cover the funny-'cause-it's-true territory of awkward sex, crippling insecurity, the shame of ambition, and the long tail of abandonment traumas. Each song is a capsule of initial therapy breakthroughs: those realization zingers where suddenly it all makes sense how each fucked variable from then makes up the weird shit of now. When you see it all for what it is, it looks like some sick, clever joke from the universe, driving you desperate to revise the comedy so that if you have to be reality's punchline, at least you can write the jokes. But in flashes of unexpected weirdo wisdom, Whitmer weaves a deeper story of a person finding reconciliation and forgiveness while finding his own self and voice. He faces his darkness with darkwave, writing the story of his objectively insane youth through a Venn diagram of cool guy music, goofy dude jokes, and sensitive boy reflections that hit in a way that feels bigger than the sum of it's parts. Whitmer will say that he made The Golden One out of desperation, but there's something about it that feels a lot more like destiny.
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★★★★★ 5
Great but Pain
It’s alright, does the job as it is supposed to. It’s easy to use and helped fix my Uniqlo jacket that was all matted. It didn't restore it to it's original form however it did unmat it. If I bought this way before and touched up the jacket, I think it would of been perfect to this day still. Maintenance of those jackets are a must! The brush is strong and works well for fluffing it up because of the metal wiring. The only bad parts are that it can hurt if you accidentally poke or scratch yourself, I actually got cut by it when I quickly was brushing. It’s kind of hard to get the lint off the brush but it's better than others and might hurt because of the metal. But overall, it’s a cool tool that makes my jacket fluff again!
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Reviewed in the United States on August 24, 2024
★★★★★ 4
Works well, however…
Purchased this to give life back to my Sherpa backed blankets. This is a well made brush handle is comfortable. The teeth are strong and durable. They did not bend around while I used it and maintained its shape. The problem I guess I’m seeing is that it doesn’t get deep down into the fabric to it’s just a surface “petting”. Maybe if the teeth were further apart or something. But does seem to provide some form of fluff.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 19, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Very useful
Works great on polar fleece. I also use it gently on. My jeans to get rid of dig hair. Speaking of dog hair, I have been known to run this gently over the dog's coat.works great for that too.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Works great, faux fur blanket is like new again!
Just used this on a faux fur pet blanket that I have had for 2 years and never brushed. It worked amazingly! Since it was so matted it took a bit to do the whole blanket (50” x 40”) but short strokes got it looking like new very easily. Some fibers came out in the brushing along with pet hairs, but the rug shedding was minimal.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 10, 2026
★★★★★ 5
O. M. G. It worked so great!
First, let me say, I'm not getting paid for this. This is personal experience.
I was about to discard this rug. 1. It's old, like 13 years old. 2. It's been in storage for 4 years. 3. It's matted, as you can see in the pictures. 4. It's brown.
Them I saw how much rugs are!😳So I had to come up with something.
This was cheap to see if I could salvage it and not spend over $100 on a new rug.
The dirt and lint that came out was gross. But as you can see, I was able to make it look new-ish again.
I'm keeping the rug and this brush! I have other sheepskin rugs that are smaller and brand new, so this will come in handy.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2026