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Mr. Moustachio's 5 Meatiest Pork Chops of All Time

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Mr. Moustachio's 5 Meatiest Pork Chops of All TimeMr. Moustachio was well known for his interest in mustaches. Determined to expand his knowledge of face furniture, he quickly delved into the wide world of sideburns. Not one to mess with a muzzy, Moustachio quickly learned the ins and outs of these facial oddities. From thick, bushy pork chops to the more dignified chin strap, Mr. Moustachio perfected each style. His newly published pamphlet "5 Meatiest Pork Chops" is already topping the charts. Like

Mr. Moustachio was well-known for his interest in mustaches. Determined to expand his knowledge of face furniture, he quickly delved into the wide world of sideburns. Not one to mess with a muzzy, Moustachio quickly learned the ins and outs of these facial oddities. From thick, bushy pork chops to the more dignified chin strap, Mr. Moustachio perfected each style. His newly published pamphlet "5 Meatiest Pork Chops" is already topping the charts.

Like Mr. Moustachio, adults and kids alike can experience the fun and excitement associated with facial hair using these sideburns! Each package comes with a total of five sets of sideburns. Each package contains one each of the following styles: Mutton Chops, Chin Strap, Point Proven, The Larry and Hunka Hunka Burning Burns.

Unlike our competitors, these meaty pork chops offer a variety of creative styles with a personality to match. When you peel the sideburns off, you reveal a unique slogan that relates to a character description on the back of the packaging. This is a great ice breaker at parties, and perfect for role-playing games.

Depending on the style, each sideburn measures approximately 2-5 inches long. Easily applied and removed, these pork chops are a fun and unique way to instantly change your appearance and attract attention.

Our sideburns make the perfect accessory for any costume party or theater group. They are ideal for goody bags, stocking stuffers and giveaways. They can also be used as props for crazy photo sessions, or as a fun activity at a child's birthday party.

No matter which set of chops you choose, you are sure to be the center of attention!
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New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Absolute LIFESAVER.
Color: Black
A must-buy for any puppy owner that uses potty pads. Our pup still hasn't had all of her parvo boosters and has had to stay inside at all times. She is usually very good about going on her potty pads, but has a terrible habit of grabbing the pad and flinging waste everywhere and tearing the pad itself apart. This potty pad holder is PERFECT. It is sturdy and the grated tray fits in neatly. The dog is unable to get to the puppy pad, no matter how hard she bites or paws at the sides. Believe me, I've seen her try. We bought other puppy pad holders that were cheaper, but she was able to rip the puppy pad out of them easily. It is also really easy to clean. The plastic can easily be washed with soap and water or sprayed and wiped with antibacterial spray. The potty pad itself usually soaks up all of the urine, so there is never any worry of overflow. The only critique I have is that the rectangular shape is somewhat a poor design, because most potty pads are square-shaped. This means that the owner has to fold a standard potty pad in order to fit the tray. But this is not a huge problem, as we're still very happy with the product. Overall, it's worth the money, because now I don't have to worry about cleaning a huge mess, disciplining my pup for the behavior, or any health scares from her eating plastic from the potty pads. We loved the first one so much, that we bought a second one.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 17, 2020
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Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 4
Perfect for what we need!
Color: Black
Love this. We have to leave our puppy home alone while we are at work. She’s tiny so I know she can’t hold it in the entire time we’re gone and I knew she would tear up the puppy pads. I came across this and it has been a game changer. She goes right on and does her business. One negative is when she only puts her front paws on and pees while half on the floor but that’s a quirk of the dog. The main negative is that if she poops, it’s sometimes hard to get it up and it gets in the holes. Plus is it’s easy to take apart and hose off. Definitely recommend!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 14, 2025
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Damon skinner
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Good product
Color: Grey
Easy to use
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Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2026
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Aaron Thompson
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 3
Nice only if it's not warped
Color: Black
I bought three of these, and two are perfectly normal. One is warped like so many other reviewers say, and it is the bane of my existence. The top will not stay on, and when my dog tries to stand on it, it wobbles all over the place. Right now, we have it taped and bungee corded, and it looks ridiculous. I wish I would have returned it when I had the chance, and I really don't want to pay $40 for another, because that's a lot for a piece of plastic. Four stars for the normal ones, but dropping to three star rating because of the terrible quality control.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 1, 2024
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cindy
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Life changing, $$$ saving!!
Color: Black
This tray changed everything for us. We have a WILD 6 month old pug. He is crate trained, but shredded puppy pads. Some days I went through 3 or 4 pads a day! Expensive, frustrating, bad for the dog's health. It took him a day to understand the tray, now he uses it 98% of the time-- he is not locked in the cage. I love this tray, and will buy another for upstairs when our pup is allowed to roam that far. The tray is easy to change, easy to wipe down and clean. Plus the pad can get fully wet before changing, not a little spot here and there, so 1 pad a day, not 4 shredded ones.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2022

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