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Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant*National Bestseller* "This is a funny and beautiful book. What a little bastard." Russell Brand "Every paragraph is like doing a shot with a friend. A double." Caitlin Moran Joel Golby's writing for Vice and The Guardian, with its wry observation and naked self reflection, has brought him a wide and devoted following. Now, in his first book, he presents a blistering collection of new and newly expanded essays including the achingly funny viral hit
*National Bestseller*"This is a funny and beautiful book. What a little bastard." --Russell Brand
"Every paragraph is like doing a shot with a friend. A double." --Caitlin Moran Joel Golby's writing for Vice and The Guardian, with its wry observation and naked self-reflection, has brought him a wide and devoted following. Now, in his first book, he presents a blistering collection of new and newly expanded essays--including the achingly funny viral hit "Things You Only Know When Both Your Parents Are Dead." In these pages, he travels to Saudi Arabia, where he acts as a perplexed bystander at a camel pageant; offers a survival guide for the modern dinner party (i.e. how to tactfully escape at the first sign of an adult board game); and gets pitted head-to-head, again and again, with an unpredictable, unpitying subspecies of Londoner: the landlord. Through it all, he shows that no matter how cruel the misfortune, how absurd the circumstance, there's always the soft punch of a lesson tucked within. This is a book for anyone who overshares, overthinks, has ever felt lost or confused--and who wants to have a good laugh about it.
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Anchor Books
Published: 03/05/2019
ISBN: 9780525562771
Pages: 304
Weight: 0.40lbs
Size: 7.90h x 5.10w x 0.70d
Review Citations: Kirkus Reviews 01/15/2019
Publishers Weekly 11/26/2018
Booklist 02/15/2019 pg. 11
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