SKU: 95321338376

I Am Not a Serial Killer

Sale price$10.70 Regular price$11.89
Save 10%

Pay in installments of $2.97 with ShopPay, AfterPay and Klarna

Shipping Estimate
USA
  • USA
  • CAN

Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 30 - Aug 4

Promo Codes Available:

For Your Every Summer RSVP, with Code: SUMMER15

Description

I Am Not a Serial KillerJohn Wayne Cleaver is dangerous, and he knows it. He's spent his life doing his best not to live up to his potential. He's obsessed with serial killers, but really doesn't want to become one. So for his own sake, and the safety of those around him, he lives by rigid rules he's written for himself, practicing normal life as if it were a private religion that could save him from damnation. Dead bodies are normal to John. He likes them, actually. They

John Wayne Cleaver is dangerous, and he knows it.

He's spent his life doing his best not to live up to his potential.

He's obsessed with serial killers, but really doesn't want to become one. So for his own sake, and the safety of those around him, he lives by rigid rules he's written for himself, practicing normal life as if it were a private religion that could save him from damnation.

Dead bodies are normal to John. He likes them, actually. They don't demand or expect the empathy he's unable to offer. Perhaps that's what gives him the objectivity to recognize that there's something different about the body the police have just found behind the Wash-n-Dry Laundromat---and to appreciate what that difference means.

Now, for the first time, John has to confront a danger outside himself, a threat he can't control, a menace to everything and everyone he would love, if only he could.

Dan Wells's debut novel, I Am Not a Serial Killer, is the first volume of a trilogy that will keep you awake and then haunt your dreams.



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Tor Books
Published: 03/30/2010
ISBN: 9780765327826
Pages: 271
Weight: 0.53lbs
Size: 8.26h x 5.60w x 0.74d
Accelerated Reader Quiz #/Name: 142717 / I Am Not a Serial Killer
Reading Level: 6 / Interest Level: Upper Grade / Point Value: 11
Shipping Notes
  • Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
  • Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
  • Delivery to the USA:
  1. Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
  • If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
  • Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy
SKU: 95321338376

Discover Niche Categories That Outsell

Top-Converting Item to Boost Your Average Order

4.9 ★★★★★
Based on 17 reviews
Sort
Highest Rating
Newest First
Oldest First
Product Reviews
C
Verified Purchase
Careem Corbett
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 3
Shrank after one wash
I wanted to love these but they shrank in the washer after one wear. Now they are above my daughters wrist, too small. They do feel good, and have a nice thickness. From initial unpackaging I expected we’d have these in rotation for a while. Looks and feels like a quality buy, until washing. I’ll be saving them for a younger child but my intention was for the oldest. I’ve been trying out the Amazon Essentials brand clothing for kids. Seems to be hit or miss, haven’t come across anything I absolutely love.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2026
S
Verified Purchase
Satisfied mommy
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Good Quality
Size: Small, Color: Mauve/Butterflies
Beautiful tops. Material is good quality. Fit is a little small but still fits well. All in all it is excellent quality for your money.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2025
E
Verified Purchase
Emma
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 4
Cute staple shirts, run small
Size: 2T, Color: Black/Ivory
Cute shirt with soft material, good quality for price. However, they run small. For reference, my daughter is typically in 18m- I bought size 2T in these shirts and they are still short on her. They raise up on her belly if worn with regular pants. For this reason, I use them mostly under overalls, vests, dresses, etc
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on October 10, 2025
W
Verified Purchase
Wendy Hastings
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Great addition to wardrobe but size up is likely needed.
Size: Large, Color: Navy/French Stripe
Why did you pick this product vs others?: These are super cute, but you may want to size up at least 1 size as they are more of a fitted style and fabric. 
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on June 30, 2025
M
Verified Purchase
Monica
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 1
Runs very short in torso area
Size: 2T, Color: Mauve/Butterflies
I bought 2T and the shirt came down to daughters belly button. She’s 21 months and I compared it to all my other 2T shirts and these were way shorter so it’s not that my daughter is just big for her age. These run extremely short in the torso.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2026

recommand products