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Creature Cocks Cocktopus Keychain

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Creature Cocks Cocktopus KeychainThis thick headed, girthy octopus creature has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium,

This thick-headed, girthy octopus creature has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.

You're floating in the open water. It's a hot day and no one is around. Your friends are sleeping through the morning after a long night of partying on the boat, so you decide to take a dip in the cool waters. Goggles on your face, you take a deep breath and dive deeper. Scanning the depths for fish, something catches your eye. It darts across your field of vision and disappears. What was that? Was it a fish? Was it a shark? Something touches your leg and you panic, swimming quickly up to gasp for air. You calm your breath and then take another deep breath and dunk your head underwater again to look for what it could've been. Your eyes widen as you see a shimmering, blue octopus floating nearby. Its eyes are watching you. Its tentacles slowly float as its large round head expands into a bulb. You're transfixed, enchanted by this rare meeting. It floats closer to you and then, to your utter shock, it reaches its tentacles and winds it around your wrist. You hold still, your heart racing as you feel the suckers tasting your skin. The other tentacle reaches for your waist, then another reaches towards your inner thighs. What is this tingling feeling? Before you can move it releases you and darts between your legs. In confusion,, you rise up with your head above the water, but you feel the head of the octopus creature writhing against your groin. You want to make it stop, but its head is slippery and its tentacles are strong. Then you gasp as unimaginable pleasure spreads through you as the tip begins to part your hole, the ultra slippery octopus slipping inside…

Measurements:

Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.5 inches x 1.5 inches

Materials: Silicone, Metal

Color: Blue

Note: For novelty use only.

Key Features:

  • Mini Fantasy Dong: Bring your mini octopus friend for a ride by attaching this girthy, dong-shaped octopus monster to any bag or use it as an accessory!
  • Fun and Cute!: These brightly colored mini dongs have character and will call attention to themselves! They're fun accessories and make great gag gifts!
  • Flag Your Fetish!: Let people know you're a little kinky and like adult fantasy with these mythical, horror, sci-fi, and fantasy dongs! Collect them all!
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★★★★★ 5
Great product with unexpected results and skincare benefits
Size: 25 Count (Pack of 1)
I have been reading about Micellar water products for a couple of years, and finally purchased these wipes to try. I am currently working very long hours and the selling point for these wipes was that they weren't soap-based, and didn't require a toner after using. I keep them on my night stand and take my makeup off with them prior to going to bed. (I do not use them for removing mascara - I use another product for that.) The biggest point I want to share is that I have been using these wipes exclusively for makeup removal for a little more than two weeks. I have had a stubborn blackhead on my nose for a good 20 years that wouldn't budge, no matter how often I used exfoliating products, and I've invested a lot of money in high end exfoliators in an attempt to make that spot go away. It has grown larger over the years, and was a skincare peeve of mine. I noticed a couple of days ago that that blackhead is beginning to break down and get smaller. I thought at first that I was imagining it, but that blackhead is honestly a good two-thirds gone. This is just from using these wipes! I would never have predicted that something this simple and quite soft and insubstantial as a disposable face wipe would have such effective results for blackhead breakdown, but they're doing the trick. I have noticed smaller blackheads on my chin area are also melting away. I predict that in another few weeks of use, my skin is going to be as close to blackhead-free as it is humanly possible to achieve. (For the record, I don't have a lot of blackheads - just a handful that have taken up residence over the years and refused to budge, getting larger with age.) These are safe for my sensitive skin, and have exfoliating benefits that I wouldn't ever have expected or predicted. Full disclosure: I do spend a good 3-5 minutes using a single wipe on my face, neck, and décolletage, scrubbing with the nubby side (there is a nubby, exfoliating side, and smooth side to each wipe) and using the whole cloth in sections until I have used it all. Finally, I also use it on the tops of my hands. I definitely get my money's worth out of each wipe! I wholeheartedly encourage people to try this product. I now have it on Auto-Ship status, as I don't want to ever be without these wipes in my skincare arsenal.
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Arg
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★★★★★ 5
Cool and moist
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 2)
I had to get away from scented products and this one was cleared by my ACDS app. It is small, not resealable, but easy to use, and cleans well, the wipes are sturdy, and just wet enough to clean without needing extra drying. These are travel size and have to be kept in a zip lock after opening.
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Luray Boyle
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Best wipes
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Shauna Gaye Wright
New York, US
★★★★★ 4
GENTLE TO SKIN
Size: 25 Count (Pack of 1)
These cleansing wipes are really gentle and effective at removing my makeup without any irritation. I appreciate how quick and convenient they are for my skincare routine.
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Lauren
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Good choice for sensitive skin
Size: 25 Count (Pack of 1)
I purchased this in preparation for a trip. I wanted to be able to clean my face while on a flight but have super sensitive skin so normal makeup wipes burn and cause a lot of irritation. These are very similar to baby wipes. They have virtually no scent and work relatively well in getting off sunscreen. I haven tried with makeup yet so I can’t speak on that. I used about 2 or 3 and my face didn’t burn at all. I think it’s a good choice for those who want the convenience of a makeup wipe but can’t use regular ones.
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