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Creature Cocks Cocktopus Keychain

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Creature Cocks Cocktopus KeychainThis thick headed, girthy octopus creature has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium,

This thick-headed, girthy octopus creature has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.

You're floating in the open water. It's a hot day and no one is around. Your friends are sleeping through the morning after a long night of partying on the boat, so you decide to take a dip in the cool waters. Goggles on your face, you take a deep breath and dive deeper. Scanning the depths for fish, something catches your eye. It darts across your field of vision and disappears. What was that? Was it a fish? Was it a shark? Something touches your leg and you panic, swimming quickly up to gasp for air. You calm your breath and then take another deep breath and dunk your head underwater again to look for what it could've been. Your eyes widen as you see a shimmering, blue octopus floating nearby. Its eyes are watching you. Its tentacles slowly float as its large round head expands into a bulb. You're transfixed, enchanted by this rare meeting. It floats closer to you and then, to your utter shock, it reaches its tentacles and winds it around your wrist. You hold still, your heart racing as you feel the suckers tasting your skin. The other tentacle reaches for your waist, then another reaches towards your inner thighs. What is this tingling feeling? Before you can move it releases you and darts between your legs. In confusion,, you rise up with your head above the water, but you feel the head of the octopus creature writhing against your groin. You want to make it stop, but its head is slippery and its tentacles are strong. Then you gasp as unimaginable pleasure spreads through you as the tip begins to part your hole, the ultra slippery octopus slipping inside…

Measurements:

Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.5 inches x 1.5 inches

Materials: Silicone, Metal

Color: Blue

Note: For novelty use only.

Key Features:

  • Mini Fantasy Dong: Bring your mini octopus friend for a ride by attaching this girthy, dong-shaped octopus monster to any bag or use it as an accessory!
  • Fun and Cute!: These brightly colored mini dongs have character and will call attention to themselves! They're fun accessories and make great gag gifts!
  • Flag Your Fetish!: Let people know you're a little kinky and like adult fantasy with these mythical, horror, sci-fi, and fantasy dongs! Collect them all!
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Lake Worth, US
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I love these books, worth every penny, the art is amazing. The cover of the book also glows in the dark.
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eric booth
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★★★★★ 5
Final book in Treehouse of Horror.
Format: Hardcover
The book glows in the dark not he whole book just most of its front cover.
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Bernard J. Jones
Los Angeles, US
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Fun book
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The book arrived on time and in great conduction.
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Clarence A. Dillard, Jr.
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 4
They Saved the Best Material for Last
Format: Hardcover
The third and final Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Omnibus is here! Well, actually it debuted in August and I kept waiting on it to show up at my favorite comic book shop. But for one reason or another, the book never came. Once my guys determined that the distributors weren't going to fill the order request, I went to Amazon and ordered it myself. I hate not being able to support a local small business like that... 'Fiendish Fables of Devilish Delicacies' might be the best of the bunch. It features a bunch of celebrity writers taking horrifying shots at America's Favorite Family. Comedian Thomas Lennon and Rocker Rob Zombie are among those who contribute. But it was the re-pairing of 2 iconic teams from the pages of comic history that were my favorite out of all 3 volumes. Swamp Thing co-creators, Len Wein and Bernie Wrightson, join forces once again to pose a tale that suggests what might have happened if Homer was killed and put into a vat of Apu's Squishee mix to become the Squish Thing! Then Marv Wolfman and Gene Colan reunite to propose what would happen if Homer lead a team of vampire hunters against the dreaded Count Dracula. I must admit it took me a couple of pages to realize that this was a parody of Marvel's The Tomb of Dracula horror comic from the 70s and not a send-up of Universal's Dracula. However, once I did, I was enthralled because I cut my horror comic lovin' teeth on that series! Colan's artwork was so stunning. It looked 3-D. Artists today can barely make classic comic characters look 2-D. When you read that story, you are in the presence of genius. 2 geniuses! Speaking of bad art, there was one story called 'Boo-tleg' in which the Kwik-E-Mart is selling poisoned Halloween candy to the citizens of Springfield. To hide his crimes, Apu keeps making clones of the townsfolk. But the results are less than ideal. I get the premise of the story and I liked the satire of the effect cloning could have on society. Yet, the artwork looked like really poor computer animation. Like so bad, it makes the Dire Straits music video, 'Money For Nothing' look modern! One thing I had been missing were the covers. This book includes that much desired cover gallery. I still never got the Treehouse of Horror Halloween annuals printed in order; but at least I now have all of the material that would be included, if I owned the entire set. But there are lots of extras that only appeared in the trade collections. So that makes this a super-omnibus. Even with the near $150 I paid for all 3 volumes, I came out on top. Prices for some of those annuals are with price tags of $30-$50 each. No way in heck am I going shell out that type of money for a Simpsons floppy; no matter how much I love Halloween books! Now if only Harry N. Abrams would collect the Simpsons Winter Wingdings and other seasonal Holiday material in an omnibus or two... They saved the best material for last!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 27, 2024
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★★★★★ 5
VERY EFFICIENT MATERIAL
Format: Paperback
It's the most efficient material to prepare the test.
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