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Paranoyds: Carnage Bargain - VINYL LPTitle: Carnage Bargain Artist: Paranoyds Label: Suicide Squeeze Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 803238017013 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2019 09 13 Number of Discs: 1 Los Angeles punk quartet The Paranoyds channel revelry and revulsion into their debut album Carnage Bargain a raucous blend of garage rock grit, new wave swagger, horror film soundtrack campiness, and a myriad of other influences. The Paranoyds' beginnings can be traced back to a friendship
Title: Carnage BargainArtist: Paranoyds
Label: Suicide Squeeze
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 803238017013
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2019-09-13
Number of Discs: 1
Los Angeles punk quartet The Paranoyds channel revelry and revulsion into their debut album Carnage Bargain-a raucous blend of garage rock grit, new wave swagger, horror film soundtrack campiness, and a myriad of other influences. The Paranoyds' beginnings can be traced back to a friendship forged between Staz Lindes and Laila Hashemi in their teens. With the additions of Lexi Funston and David Ruiz, the band found the personnel for their sonic balance of jubilant energy and foreboding undercurrents. Carnage Bargain captures this chemistry through guitar-and-keyboard, genre-mashing weirdness on "Laundry," the fever-dream kitsch of B-52s on "Ratboy," krautrock's motorik groove on "Hungry Sam", and Blondie on the sweet-and-salty highlight "Courtney." Title track "Carnage Bargain" is a perfect example of the band delivering scathing lyrical observations under the guise of a quirky pop hook. The notion of rejecting the status quo and creating your own destiny is evident on the lead single "Girlfriend Degree," which the band calls an ode to "being a badass woman who's taking time to make sure she's doing things for herself." The band may be paranoid, but they offer a solution to our modern ills through the act of being an inspiring, independent, and unflappable force.
Tracks:
1.1 Face First
1.2 Carnage Bargain
1.3 Girlfriend Degree
1.4 Egg Salad
1.5 Bear
1.6 Hungry Sam
1.7 Courtney
1.8 Laundry
1.9 Heather Doubtfire
1.10 Ratboy
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★★★★★ 4
Ball is heavy due to solid construction
Size: Large
Just received the large ball. Construction appears to be excellent and time will tell with my aggressive chewer. That being said I ordered the large because our Mini Goldendoodle loves playing with our daughter’s dog large ball. I may not have read description close enough but ball is solid and weighs a considerable amount. Our dog soon learned to pick it up but I’m just disappointed that it isn’t hollow like ones our daughter has.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 6, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Love this
Size: Medium
My dog is a beast and loves to shred through any toys we get him but with this it’s keeps his teeth busy and off the furniture and there is no signs of any damage. Super high quality and perfect for any fur baby that’s loves to chew
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Reviewed in the United States on February 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Best dog toy for extremely aggressive chewers!!!
Size: Large
Absolutely a great dog toy for extremely aggressive chewers! I have a pig pitbull that loves to chew! He has chewed through every toy I have ever bought pretty much right after I give it to him. This thing is durable he hasn’t made a hole or a tear in it yet and he hasn’t made went to town on it when I first gave it to him! I’m impressed!
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Reviewed in the United States on January 12, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Kong Works Well...
Size: Medium
Our German shepherd chews every ball we've ever purchased. The other balls are easier to throw for this 75yr old lady. But this Kong ball will out live any other ball I've ever gotten him. A tennis ball doesn't last an hour. Some other name brands takes him a full day to chew up. So far he's tried but gets nowhere with his new Kong. I seriously believe he just might not be able to chew this one up. Thanks Kong. I got the medium and it's a large ball.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good For Heavy Chewers So Far
Color: Onyx Black - Most Durable
Solid quality. My Doberman is a power chewer and I am looking for a toy that he can't destroy in 2 seconds. If a ball lasts more than an hour it is a miracle. It has a sturdy design and is more heavy weight than the other "non-destructible" balls he has. He has only had his ball for one day so we will see how long this ball lasts him. It is the size of a tennis ball, firm, little to no bounce, and seems built for heavy chewing.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 30, 2026