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How to Eat Like a Republican

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How to Eat Like a RepublicanThis is part cookbook, part how to for non Republicans, part payback ("Thanks, Mom, for all the swell tricks with Lipton Onion Soup Mix"), and part sheer revenge, as in for one horrifying night when the author was invited to dinner by a coven of Democrats under the pretext of eating a decent whole roasted prime tenderloin and was cruelly served a whole roasted baby tuna. Her date, a Republican fish hater (a Republican redundancy, by the way, see

This is part cookbook, part how-to for non-Republicans, part payback ("Thanks, Mom, for all the swell tricks with Lipton Onion Soup Mix"), and part sheer revenge, as in for one horrifying night when the author was invited to dinner by a coven of Democrats under the pretext of eating a decent whole roasted prime tenderloin and was cruelly served a whole roasted baby tuna. Her date, a Republican fish-hater (a Republican redundancy, by the way, see Chapter 3, Fish), memorably reacted by getting dead drunk and passing out at the table with his face in the tuna. This capriciously organized collection of the kinds of homey recipes Republicans grow up on pays little regard to attribution, since, in the words of the author, "Nobody ever remembers where the recipe originally came from anyway."

Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Villard Books
Published: 07/13/2004
ISBN: 9780812971026
Pages: 192
Weight: 0.74lbs
Size: 9.24h x 6.10w x 0.47d

Review Citations: Publishers Weekly 04/12/2004 pg. 57
Library Journal 06/15/2004 pg. 94
Booklist 07/01/2004 pg. 1808
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