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Dachshund Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Dog Shampoo & Soap

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Dachshund Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Dog Shampoo & SoapRich Bitch Drama Queen Moisturizing Dog Shampoo for the Most Discriminating of Dachshunds The Dachshund whom sniffs at the lovingly prepared dish of food, which is exactly what was devoured with gusto yesterday, sighs and walks away then stops, returns and flips it over and never once glances your way. The Dachshund whom demands to be let outside, then wants back down after you have had enough time to sit down. Over and over and over. You fall for it

Rich Bitch / Drama Queen Moisturizing Dog Shampoo for the Most Discriminating of Dachshunds

  • The Dachshund whom sniffs at the lovingly prepared dish of food, which is exactly what was devoured with gusto yesterday, sighs and walks away...then stops, returns and flips it over and never once glances your way.
  • The Dachshund whom demands to be let outside, then wants back down after you have had enough time to sit down. Over and over and over. You fall for it every single time, don't you?
  • The Dachshund whom will not take one step on her own at a dog park. The idea that you would expect her to actually mingle with THOSE common dogs is so repulsive to her, she literally trembles with horror, rage and disgust. You should know better.


    • Dachshund     Rich Bitch/Drama Queen Dog Shampoo moisturizes as it cleanses the coat of any residue, clarifies and nurtures your Dachshund's coat. Whether your Dachshund is the sleekest of smooth coats, the most opulent of long coats or is dressed for success to impress in their wire-coat, Rich Bitch/Drama Queen Shampoos will perform perfectly.

    As any shampoo for Dachshund should. Rich Bitch and Drama Queen are the exact same hard-working shampoo and soap, just different labels. And of course, both are great for the Drama Dude Dachshund!

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    Maggie Etheridge
    Chelsea, US
    ★★★★★ 4
    It's a fun/unusual color, but not "celery"
    Size: Medium, Color: Celery Green, Size: Medium, Color: Celery Green
    Can't comment on the fit because we didn't take it out of the bag. I gave it 4 stars because 𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮 of the suit looks really nice through the plackaging, but we didn't open it up and try it on because the color could not be further from what we were expecting. It's actually a really cool and unusual fun fabric, but not really describable as any shade of green which is what I was going for. It's more of a beige tweed whose tiny plaid upon careful examination even has slightly blue threads.. or is that lavender? In fairness to the manufacturer, I tried and tried to get a photo with lighting that accurately represents this fun and unusual color to no avail. For a proper review I guess I should have my son put it on and take a picture in daylight. But they do need to change the color name at least to "champagne tweed" or something. No idea whose job it was to call this color "celery". ;p
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    Reviewed in the United States on May 7, 2026
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    Vaifro Dordetto Jr
    Lake Worth, US
    ★★★★★ 5
    Great value for a one-time event! Perfect for graduation.
    Color: Black, Size: Large, Color: Black, Size: Large
    I bought this suit for my son's graduation, and it was exactly what we needed. Since he will probably only wear it once, I didn't want to spend a fortune at a high-end department store. For the price, the quality is surprisingly good; it looked sharp and he received a lot of compliments during the ceremony. We ordered a size Large (L) based on their sizing chart, and it was true to size and fit him perfectly. The fabric is lightweight but doesn't look cheap at all, making this a fantastic, excellent cost-benefit choice if you are looking for an option for a one-time event. Highly recommended!
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    Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026
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    Patrick
    Houston, US
    ★★★★★ 5
    Great for the price.
    Color: Black, Size: Large, Color: Black, Size: Large
    I’m 220lbs 6’1 athletic build. Arms/back couldn’t fit inside the jacket. Pants and vest fit fine though. I honestly should get stuff tailored considering my body competition. Good quality for the price worked for me.
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    Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2026
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    Regal Mom
    Draper, US
    ★★★★★ 4
    XL sized suit review
    Color: Light Blue, Size: X-Large
    I ordered XL for my husband who is 6'1" and weighs 200 lbs. The pants' length was too long and we had to cut off two inches and get them hemmed. Jacket could be a little bigger in the mid section and shoulders but vest fit well. Could do without the fake handkerchief in the suit jacket pocket. Still liked the style and the color of the light blue suit.
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    Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2026
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    jessica vasquez
    Charlottesville, US
    ★★★★★ 5
    Perfect for teens
    Color: Black, Size: XX-Large
    Great suit! Great quality for the price. Very impressed. Bought for my teens. Didn't want to spend a lot on something they won't wear more than a couple times before they grow again. This suit is great. A tad long in the arms and legs. But overall, its perfect. Fitting suit, but got a size larger for their comfort. Surprised at the quality, my mom was impressed and she knows suits.
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    Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2026

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