"Flowery Language" - Spiral notebook (dotted pages)Introducing Tiny Cow Designs' joke notebooks! This one: Not for the faint of heart! Or at least the clean of mouth. This sassy notebook features a beautiful, ornate pattern in a calming green against a bright teal. On its cover, it says, "Mind your own f**king business." Will it deter people from reading your personal writings? Pbbt, we don't know. But it sure is funny! Our Gift Notebooks If youre looking for gag gifts, or something your friend who

Introducing... Tiny Cow Designs' joke notebooks!

This one:

Not for the faint of heart! Or at least the clean of mouth. This sassy notebook features a beautiful, ornate pattern in a calming green against a bright teal. On its cover, it says, "Mind your own f**king business." Will it deter people from reading your personal writings? Pbbt, we don't know. But it sure is funny! 

Our Gift Notebooks

If you’re looking for gag gifts, or something your friend who loves stand up comedy might like, this journal is for you! Our collection of sassy notebooks will leave you with boundless ideas for gifts. 

144 creamy, soft, dotted pages welcome a doodling hand. Excellent for perfect handwriting and intricate drawings alike!

 Ideal for men and women alike, these stupid jokes unite anybody in the one constant in life: death. Just kidding, humor! Due to our extensive humor research, we have found that 100% of Tiny Cow Designs copywriters endorse this product. 

These funny notebooks remain close to the heart of Tiny Cow Designs. Enough of the boring notebooks that say the year or something predictable and safe, like Love, or Family. Joke journals is just another way we get to explore humor in everyday life. 

 Why can you trust this notebook? These sassy notebooks are designed, approved, and used by a certifiable geek. Our designer has a Computer Science degree–talk about nerdy! 

Your notebook paper preferences are safe in our hands. Our designer has a favorite pen and very strong opinions about it. We understand the need for class and ease of use when it comes to stationary. 

 This notebook is spiral-bound, and the perfect, portable size! For thoughts on the go. It would fit into most purses, and you could stuff dozens into a backpack. (Don’t try it, though.)

ABOUT THE PHYSICAL PRODUCT
140 pages of 5.5” x 8” soft paper with medium weight. Pages are dotted, not lined. Cover is soft to the touch, giving a luxurious, high-quality feel. Notebook features printing on the front and back covers.

Metal black spiral ensures a handy-dandy size for any occasion.

ABOUT MANUFACTURING
Blank product is sourced from the US. Production and printing is completed by our proud partner Printful, based in Los Angeles, CA. In addition to their location in Los Angeles, they have fulfillment centers in Charlotte, North Carolina, Canada, Mexico, Latvia, Spain, Australia, and Japan, making speedy shipping easier.

SHIPPING INFORMATION
Spiral notebooks shipped with our partner Printful are typically ready to be shipped in 5 business days, and usually arrive in 10-15 business days. Shipping to Canada typically arrives in 10–15 business days. International shipping times vary but typically arrive in 5–20 business days. Tracking information for orders is sent as soon as it is available.

OTHER THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW
Due to the nature of the product, we are unable to accept returns or exchanges. However, if there is any problem with the quality of your item, please feel free to contact us at [email protected].