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Black DogBy reading this, you are hereby contractually obligated to read this book. Don't worry! Yes, it is a chapter book with no pictures, but you might still enjoy it. It's about this terribly corrupt and lazy cop named Wayne Williams who puts on a mask so he won't be caught breaking the law to break his case. The problem is that someone mistakes him for a superhero and he gets stuck playing the part. Before you know it there's spandex and supervillains,
By reading this, you are hereby contractually obligated to read this book. Don't worry! Yes, it is a chapter book with no pictures, but you might still enjoy it. It's about this terribly corrupt and lazy cop named Wayne Williams who puts on a mask so he won't be caught breaking the law to break his case. The problem is that someone mistakes him for a superhero and he gets stuck playing the part. Before you know it there's spandex and supervillains, secret identities and sidekicks... all of that stuff. They're all calling him the Black Dog. He's even got a psychotic sidekick called the Little Bitch that's trying to sniff his butt! The poor bastard keeps trying to escape responsibility, but when you're a superhero, that's something you just can't do.
"I would rather have my testicles nailed to a sinking ship than read one more page of this reeking drivel." - Stan Felix, smashwords.com
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