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Poles of Inconvenience Long Sleeved Top of Gallant Gaffes

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Poles of Inconvenience Long Sleeved Top of Gallant GaffesThis top was famously worn by the eccentric explorer Sir Percival Trundleshaft, who once attempted to circumnavigate the globe on a giant inflatable duck. His journey ended with an unplanned but highly entertaining pit stop in the middle of the Pacific, where he was rescued by a passing container ship. Now, you can channel his bumbling bravery with this long sleeved top, designed to keep you grounded in stupidity while you navigate the tricky terrains

This top was famously worn by the eccentric explorer Sir Percival Trundleshaft, who once attempted to circumnavigate the globe on a giant inflatable duck. His journey ended with an unplanned but highly entertaining pit stop in the middle of the Pacific, where he was rescued by a passing container ship.

Now, you can channel his bumbling bravery with this long-sleeved top, designed to keep you grounded in stupidity while you navigate the tricky terrains of utter inconvenience.

- 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
- Crew neck
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Gift it to your most inconvenient mate

Size guide

  SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 25
S 28 18 34-37 25 ⅝
M 29 20 38-41 26 ¼
L 30 22 42-45 26 ⅞
XL 31 24 46-49 27 ½
2XL 32 26 50-53 28 ⅛
  SHIRT LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) CHEST TO FIT (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4 63.5
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94 65
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1 66.6
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3 68.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5 69.9
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6 71.4

 

This item is custom-made for you the moment you hit that "buy" button, which means it might take a tad longer to reach your doorstep. We like our planet so we're not cranking these out by the thousand.

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Mary M.
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Easy to use.
Works well. Light is bright. Our new patio umbrella does not have e a center pole, so the lights get somewhat blocked. But still pretty useful.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026
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Amanda Ostrom
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
Easy portability & Strong umbrella support
Size: 19inch
Its exactly as advertized! Pros: • rolls well • medium sized (not a tripping hazard & corner fit under the edge of all my furniture) • holds tall (through center of table) umbrella while open in minor wind with water-filled option. • multiple size umbrella pole insert included • Clear instructions. • easy to use brakes (on 2 wheels for security...4 wheels would be annoying to use every day) Cons: • will still roll with brakes on with a little force when I'm being lazy...it should not be this easy (I usually have a corner of the stand tucked under a piece of furniture anyways) • I would call this "light heavy duty" rather than "sturdy heavy duty" with water-filled option. I'd imagine sand + water as suggested would actually be heavy duty. • re-design suggestion: base of umbrella could extend down below the water tank for sturdier hold, but this is the best I've found.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026
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Roger
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Good buy
Size: 19inch
Filing it with sand (50 lbs) was a very slow process, but I got it done. The wheels are very convenient for moving the umbrella around, and the wheel locks seems to work well. So far I'm quite satisfied with the base.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026
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Amazon Customer Chris
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Great product
Size: 19inch
Excellent quality! Highly recommend. I love that you can wheel it around to other areas and the wheels lock in place.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026
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Amazon Customer
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Good umbrella stand
Size: 21inch
Works really well. I filled it with water and it works great. The wheels worked great on the pool deck. The umbrella stands upright even in the wind here in Florida. Worth the price. Multiple pole size inserts. 2 pole security screws.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026

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