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Pocket Fishrmen: The Greatest Story Ever Told - VINYL LPTitle: The Greatest Story Ever Told Artist: Pocket Fishrmen Label: Saustex Media Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 614511848725 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2017 11 24 Number of Discs: 1 Additional Details: Explicit Lyrics, 140 GRAM VINYL, GATEFOLD LP JACKET, BONUS CD Saustex Records is pleased to announce The Greatest Story Ever Told a career spanning, re recorded "best of" collection comprising thirty songs by Austin, Texas' greatest and longest running sci
Title: The Greatest Story Ever ToldArtist: Pocket Fishrmen
Label: Saustex Media
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 614511848725
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2017-11-24
Number of Discs: 1
Additional Details: Explicit Lyrics, 140 GRAM VINYL, GATEFOLD LP JACKET, BONUS CD
Saustex Records is pleased to announce The Greatest Story Ever Told a career spanning, re-recorded "best of" collection comprising thirty songs by Austin, Texas' greatest and longest running sci-fi punk metal band the Pocket Fishrmen. These deviants boldly go where no band has gone before with previously uncharted subject matter and rhyme schemes on this goofy yet edifying volume. This nicely gatefold packaged, limited edition 140 gram LP and CD includes perennial audience favorites including 'Amy Carter', 'The Leader is Burning', 'One Blowjob', 'Treehouse' and 'Go Out Smoking'. Not for the shy or faint of heart these lads are recommended for fans of Sloppy Seconds, Screeching Weasel, The Dickies and The Queers.
Tracks:
1.1 The Leader Is Burning
1.2 Go Go Saddam Hussein
1.3 Big Ass on Fire
1.4 Treehouse
1.5 Future Gods of Rock
1.6 Sex Billy
1.7 Priapus Power
1.8 One Blowjob
1.9 Queen of the Gorillas
1.10 Oft Times When We Pork
1.11 David of the Merkin
1.12 Friendly Chimps
1.13 Colonoscopy
1.14 I Now Pronounce You Rock and Roll
1.15 Amy Carter
1.16 Save My Dna
1.17 Yen for Your Yang
1.18 Flesh Eating Parasite
1.19 Bivouac on Venus
1.20 Flaccid Is the Night
1.21 Faces of the Revelers
1.22 High on Rock and Roll
1.23 Pot Mountain
1.24 Half Mast
1.25 We Kill Evil
1.26 Mommanatrix
1.27 Worship Us
1.28 Gay Jew Conquistador
1.29 Big Blue Ball
1.30 Go Out Smoking
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Look nice, not sturdy or supportive
Size: 17 Inch, Color: Dark Blue
The color and thickness of the shelf is great. Very easy to install. But the wall mount portion is cheaply made and doesn’t support the shelf as well as it should. Once mounted the shelf leans forward and isn’t sturdy. After mounting, I found my items had slid off end up on the floor.
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These are beautiful! I bought them for my Grandsons Baseball room. We haven’t put them up yet. They will be a great addition to his red, white, and blue baseball room!
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Good product at a reasonable price.
Color: Grey, Size: 2 Pack
The shelves were easy to install, are sturdy and look good.
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