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Nurses Can't Fix Stupid Hand TowelDiagnosis: Acute Stupidity. Prescription: Sedation. You work hard to save lives, but let's be realsometimes the real emergency is the sheer lack of common sense. This nurse life towel is the perfect bit of cheeky dcor for the breakroom, **kitchen, or bathroom**, a subtle (or not so subtle) visual representation of that internal monologue you have five times a shift. Its an essential tool for wiping up spilled coffee, drying your hands after scrubbing
Diagnosis: Acute Stupidity. Prescription: Sedation.
You work hard to save lives, but let's be real—sometimes the real emergency is the sheer lack of common sense. This nurse life towel is the perfect bit of cheeky décor for the breakroom, **kitchen, or bathroom**, a subtle (or not-so-subtle) visual representation of that internal monologue you have five times a shift. It’s an essential tool for wiping up spilled coffee, drying your hands after scrubbing in, or just soaking up the tears of pure, exasperated sass after a long day.
Ward Supplies & Linen Choices:
• Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, and perfect for a quick escape
• Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured and ready for the next code brown
• Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, and great for soaking up the chaos
Chart Review & Vitals:
• Other towel colors available—stat requests for different shades welcome
• Sizes are approximate; we're focused on patient outcomes, not perfection
• Wash before use for full stress-relieving power
• Polyester thread resists gunk, groaners, and general idiocy
• Crafted to order; each is uniquely prepared for deployment
• Customizations may require a supplemental fee, consult with finance
Add this to your supply list before your next shift and check out RivetingCrafts.com for more sarcastic nurse gifts and be sure to follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook for sneak peeks, giveaways, and all things gloriously handmade.
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Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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