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Candyprints Suck A Bag Of Sour Dicks Assorted Flavors

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Candyprints Suck A Bag Of Sour Dicks Assorted FlavorsAttention, candy lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day! This 25 pack of tart, penis shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown. But wait, there's more! These

Attention, candy lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day!

This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of... well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown.

But wait, there's more! These phallic treats aren't just for insults. They're perfect for:

• Spicing up your bachelorette party (because nothing says "last night of freedom" like a mouthful of candy dicks)

• Filling your piñata with a surprise'll make your guests say, "Oh my!"

• Passive-aggressively hinting to your coworker that they're a total tool

So whether you're dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that dense coworker who can't take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.

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Jaromir S.
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
Fits Sage Bambino Plus
Works flawlessly with Sage (Breville) Bambino Plus. It even comes with a straight basket which is an upgrade for the machine! People complaining about the magnets need to use their brains to turn first, pull second.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 22, 2026
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CRISTIAN T.
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 4
Magnets fell out. Everything else works well
Magnets holding the back piece fell out. Other than that it works as advertised.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2025
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Albawab
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Really Cool
This is actually a well made portafilter. It was such a good idea to be able to have a nice WDT tool built in that doesn’t take up some extra counter space or anything. It minimizes clutter and just was a good idea so you always have it handy. Definitely would recommend.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2024
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Ted Bush
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 3
Fine basket, lousy magnets: Look elsewhere
Build is nice, solid and the baskets fit snuggly without being too hard to remove. The WDT tool works well and came with a surfeit of needles. HOWEVER The tiny magnets holding the WDT in the handle aren’t glued in place and now come FLYING out when the tool is removed. One or two pull free and then shoot across the unit, pulling others out and ending up somewhere in the kitchen. Fortunately (because they’re REALLY small), they form a small column making it somewhat easier to track down. But it’s such a nuisance I now leave the tool out, so there’s a small dangerous hedgehog of verrrry thin needles in my kitchen we need to work around. Sub-optimal, sorta defeats the purpose of in-handle tool.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2025
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Sheri Luciano
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Excellent product!
It’s all good
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Reviewed in the United States on February 27, 2025

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