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NOT YOUR FRIEND

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NOT YOUR FRIENDUnchecked federal power is a growing crisis, with policies that stifle citizens instead of empowering them. Taxing your hard earned income your entire career, then hitting your retirement savings with more taxes? No way, FUCK OFF! Freezing your bank account for challenging their overreach? GET LOST LOSERS! Forcing you to take a vaccine? ABSOLUTELY NOT! Top officials lining their pockets while in office? GET FUCKED! Endless red tape and inefficient

Unchecked federal power is a growing crisis, with policies that stifle citizens instead of empowering them. Taxing your hard-earned income your entire career, then hitting your retirement savings with more taxes? No way, FUCK OFF! Freezing your bank account for challenging their overreach? GET LOST LOSERS! Forcing you to take a vaccine? ABSOLUTELY NOT! Top officials lining their pockets while in office? GET FUCKED! Endless red tape and inefficient regulations? ENOUGH ALREADY! 

The government has ballooned into a corrupt, overbearing force that no longer serves the people. Until we have transparent, accountable leadership, don’t be fooled—the government is not your friend, it’s your biggest fuckin' foe! Unlike the government, this jacket’s got your back. Designed to make life easier, it’s packed with features for real-world living. On blustery days, it shields you from biting winds. Feeling the heat from worrying about Big Brother? Pop open the armpit vents to cool off and stay comfortable. We won’t overpromise—this jacket isn’t fully waterproof in a downpour, but its strong water-resistant design will keep you dry through a light drizzle for a good while. And if conversation with random people is your thing then this graphic is sure to spark up some public conversation. We wish you luck dealing with the Kens & Karens who are going to bark expletives at you but feel free to flip them the bird on our behalf. Its bold graphic is a conversation starter, perfect for those who love sparking debates. Some folks might clutch their pearls and throw shade your way but let them. With our full support, flash a smirk, flip them the bird and own the moment. You're welcome ;-)

• 100% Polyester shell
• 100% Polyester liner
• Quick secure drawstring hood
• 3 panel hood
• Removable zipper hood
• Water tight zippers
• 2 exterior lower front pockets
• 1 exterior left chest pocket
• 1 inside left chest pocket
• 100% wind proof
• Water resistant
• Zip closure armpit ventilation

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    Carol
    Carnegie, US
    ★★★★★ 5
    Great ankle socks that stay put at a great price!!
    Size: 6-9, Color: Assorted
    These are great! I have been looking for a low profile ankle sock that is thinner but doesn’t ride down. (Picky, right?) I try to walk 5-7 miles on my days off. So it’s very important for me to not have to stop every couple of hundred yards, bend down, fix socks, then continue on my way while grumbling about NOT GREAT socks. These are not those socks. They really do stay put!!! And enough cushion to be comfortable also. So definitely a repeat!!
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    Reviewed in the United States on December 2, 2018
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    Nicole
    Houston, US
    ★★★★★ 5
    Great quality, no holes or fading!
    Size: Medium, Color: Black/Assorted
    I purchased these socks a couple years ago and love them so much that I just recently purchased them again! They fit perfectly, don't make my feet sweaty, and hit the ankle at the right spot. The material is so good that over years they have not faded and even though I wear the same few pairs every day, they have no signs of thinning or holes! These are the ONLY socks that I buy. I have the black ones as well as the multi-colored ones. I will never buy another brand or style again!
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    Reviewed in the United States on January 11, 2020
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    Jennifer M Bailey
    Natrona Heights, US
    ★★★★★ 5
    Cute under armor socks
    Size: Medium, Color: Black/Assorted
    There's no show under armour socks.Are perfect for anybody who likes thinner socks. I loved them, I love the design the colors and the comfort and fit. Hylie recommend to those of you who like thinner socks.
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    Reviewed in the United States on October 22, 2024
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    Kindle Customer
    Fort Morgan, US
    ★★★★★ 4
    Well made and perform well, a little constricting
    Size: Medium, Color: Black Assortment (6-pairs)
    These socks definitely keep most of the moisture away from my feet, even in wet conditions, which is why I bought them. I am diabetic, though, and the recommendation is to wear socks that don't constrict at any point. These have a tight band around the opening that while it is not uncomfortable on, leaves a mark when I take them off. So far it's been ok, but if you have any kind of swelling in your feet or ankles these would probably not be the best. My foot measures size 8 and I wear size 9 Brooks running shoes. The socks fit me just right but based on the size of the opening and the overall length, I wouldn't think they would fit anyone more than a size larger. Overall well made and perform well as you would expect from this brand.
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    Reviewed in the United States on July 20, 2018
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    Halle
    Alexandria, US
    ★★★★★ 5
    long lasting!
    Size: Medium, Color: Black/Assorted
    literally my favorite sock i will buy forever. they just started busting through after 6 years and i wear them a lot
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    Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2025

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