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Pornstar Darce Dolce Vibrating Pussy MasturbatorGreat news strokers! The monopoly has been lifted, the torch has been passed, the king has been replaced. In other words, were freeeeee! For a long time there, just one company held the reigns of the soft sleeve hard case design, but no more. Pornstar Signature Series has just stepped up with their line of ultra real strokers modelled after some of your favourite sexy screen starlets. The shape may look familiar, but the Darcie Dolce packs some very
Great news strokers! The monopoly has been lifted, the torch has been passed, the king has been replaced. In other words, were freeeeee! For a long time there, just one company held the reigns of the soft sleeve hard case design, but no more. Pornstar Signature Series has just stepped up with their line of ultra real strokers modelled after some of your favourite sexy screen starlets. The shape may look familiar, but the Darcie Dolce packs some very unique and definitely welcome additions ready and waiting to enjoy. First things first. Inside a tapered easy-grip case, which comes in a collectable tin the removable super-soft real feel sleeve is just begging to envelop you. Starting off with a perfect replica of Darcie Dolces pretty pussy, the plushy, squeezable texture is bouncy and clingy, gripping tight all the way through a multi-textured twister tunnel. It warms up naturally as you stroke away, but for a hot touch right from the start, just pop the sleeve out of the casing and soak in some warm water first. Now, Darcie is tight, make no mistake. Luckily, if you need a little more space, the suction level adjusts easily thanks to a simple flip cap at the base. Pop it open to let more air through and snap it shut anytime for a tighter grip. One of those welcome additions we were talking about above comes in the shape of a top cap that flips over to reveal the perfect holder for your smartphone or tablet. Just prop it up in front of you to watch a fave. Another improvement would be the vibration option. Amia comes with a classic bullet vibe that slips snugly into a special slot on the side of the sleeve. Youll just need to slip the sleeve out of the case to insertactivate the bullet. To clean, take out the sleeve and rinse it well using warm water or toy cleaner. Its very important to let the insert dry completely before storing it away, so leave it out until then. With a lot of use, the sleeve might get a bit sticky, if this happens, just sprinkle with renewing powder to restore softness. Something to note is that Darcie and all Pornstar signature strokers sleeves require a LOT of lube to help things glide along smoothly, so make sure to stock up before your session- a good water-based lube is your best bet, avoid both oil and silicone formulas, as they can break down the material. Features Moulded from Darcie Dolce Twister Texture Vibe requires 3 LR44 button cell batteries Length 10 inches, stroker case. 9 inch, stroker insert. Insertable Length 9 inch, stroker insert Realistic vaginal feel, tight entry Ribbed case Comes with a mesh carrying bag and renew powder sample Comes with a unique cell phone stand for a hands-free experience Includes a scratch-off card in tin with a code to get you a 30-day free membership to watch their sexy movies to make your experience even better!Length: 9 Inches
Washing: Hot soapy water and toy cleaner
Insertable: 7 to 8 inches
Diameter: 3 Inches
Width: 3.5 Inches
Colour: Flesh
Controller: Built In
For Who: Male
Features: 100% Body Safe Material
Material: Realistic Feel
Brand: Cousins Group Inc
Size: 9 Inches
Opening: Vagina
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★★★★★ 5
Get Some Fancy Book Learnin' Now!
Format: Paperback
This is a great Simpsons comic from Bongo Comics and Harper! This book has some funny spoofs on books/series such as Shakespeare,The Bible,1001 Arabian Nights,and Greek Myths. My favorite is the Humpty Dumpty spoof! The Fairy Tales [the one with Humpty Dumped] is also cool! Simpsons and/or Matt Groening fans will LOVE this book!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 15, 2012
★★★★★ 5
Great xmas gift
Format: Paperback
Kids have read this book so much, it's falling apart... and they still love it! I've even gone through it several times myself. I'm happy.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2012
★★★★★ 5
Read during irma
Format: Paperback
Hurricane irma took out my power for a couple days, I use to collect simpsons comic books so I spent the days reading them again, this is honestly one of my favorite books, it has high quality printing and I love the simpsons rendition of old fables, If your looking to start to buy comic books this one is a great beginner book.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 11, 2017
★★★★★ 4
"I ordered Christian fairy tales on the internet and they sent me Hans Christian Andersen ones by mistake!"---Ned Flanders
Format: Paperback
As was first done with "Simpsons Comics Hit The Road," "Simpsons Comics Get Some Fancy Book Learnin'" actually follows the theme of the title and cover art. All the comics have the Simpsons characters portraying figures in literature from Greek Mythology to Shakespeare. The longer comics are very well done but some of the shorter ones at the end fall flat. Still, I enjoyed this change of pace from the usual Simpsons comics. It offers a very clever use of characters.
"Greek To Me"--Homer plays, well, Homer (the Greek poet) who tells four stories to a gathering of children. The first is "The Labors of Hercules" with Bart as Hercules. He only completed 10, but hey, 10 out of 12 is a B+ which is the best grade Bart ever got. In the second story, Homer is Hades who abducts Marge...er, Persephone...and is taken to court over it. In the third story, Selma is Medusa and Perseus (Bart) has to cut of her head or face 100 years detention. Finally, Homer tells a string of Aesop's Fables like "The Fox and the Grapes," "The Tortoise and the Hare," and--my favorite--"The Ant and the Grasshopper" where Homer is the grasshopper and Flanders is a hilarious-looking ant! There are a lot of clever lines in this one, especially Barney as Oedipus.
"Pandora, Jr."--A 5-page comic with Lisa explaining the story of Pandora's Box to Maggie. Maggie doesn't learn the lesson.
Fairy Tales--Ralph plays Humpty Dumpty in a 2-page short, then there are a string of Hans Christian Andersen tales that Lisa saves from the Flanders's book burning BBQ. Lisa reads the stories to Rod and Tod. There is "The Little Mermaid", "The Prince and the Pea" (featuring Smithers and Mr. Burns), "The Shadow" (featuring the Comic Book Guy), "Thumbelina", and "The Story of a Mother." My favorite is "The Ugly Duckling." I like the scene where Marge the swan takes in the ugly duckling Bart saying, "It's not like I haven't compromised before," while watching a fat Homer swan swigging beer and burping.
Arabian Tales--Dunyazad (Marge) tells King Shahryar (Moe) stories to keep from being put to death. The first one is the best. Ned Flanders is Aladdin who finds a lamp containing an incompetent genie (Homer). His wishes grant him an all-you-can-eat buffet and go-go bar and an angry wife Maude brought from the dead in skeleton form. The other stories are "Apu Baba and the Four Thieves" and "Sinbart The Sailor."
Shakespeare--Plays parodied are "Antony and Cleopatra," "Julius Caesar," "Henry V," "Romeo and Juliet," "The Two Gentlemen of Verona," "Richard III," "Titus Andronicus" (in Itchy and Scratchy cartoon form), and "King Lear." Most of these, in terms of punch lines, are pretty weak.
Bible Stories--Bart tells Rod and Tod some Bible stories to calm them down after they find out Sunday School is canceled. The stories parodied are "The Prodigal Son," "Abraham's Sacrifice," and "Noah's Ark." These comics were, on the whole, funnier than the Shakespeare ones.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 17, 2010
★★★★★ 4
An enjoyable Simpson Comic
Format: Paperback
Now this is a fun book. It largely uses the same tv formula of irreverent humor to poke fun at the classics. The Simpsons and their extended family in Springfield play all the roles to perfection.
The only thing that stops me from giving this a 5 star rating is that there are too many stories and they all seem slightly short and episodic.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2013