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Paint the Town Red: Core Rulebook SMPPTRCRBPPaint the Town Red is a sad vampire RPG from SoulMuppet Publishing about depression, partying and falling in love, and explores themes of trauma, vice and loneliness. Set against the backdrop of history's greatest cities, playing a game of Paint the Town Red feel more like a boozy night out on the town than a heroic quest, complete with pre drinks, loud music, smoking areas and hangovers. Paint the Town Red a game about being dead (inside) History's
Paint the Town Red is a sad vampire RPG from SoulMuppet Publishing about depression, partying and falling in love, and explores themes of trauma, vice and loneliness. Set against the backdrop of history's greatest cities, playing a game of Paint the Town Red feel more like a boozy night out on the town than a heroic quest, complete with pre-drinks, loud music, smoking areas and hangovers.
Paint the Town Red - a game about being dead (inside)
History's greatest cities become your playground in this game of partying through the pain and misery of death. You'll attend parties, soirees, balls, functions, gatherings, reunions, celebrations, jamborees; anything to add a little sugar and spice to your eternal boredom.
Inevitably your shenanigans will bring the weight of mortal (and undead) society crashing down on your head, and you'll have to take the party somewhere else and find a new place to slake your thirst. I've heard Charlemagne's court is nice this time of year.
Something very bad happened to you a very long time ago: you died and it fucking hurt.
Your blood is cold, but your skin is colder. Your heart might as well be made of stone. Your memory is like treacle. Sometimes, you even remember to blink.
Being dead sucks, but I know what will make you feel better. Wet your mouth a little, have a drink! It’s time for a party.
Life doesn't have to be boring. Explore the great cities of the world like London, Rome, Aachen and New York in a quest to be the (un)life of the party!
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★★★★★ 5
Fun toy
Pattern Name: Checkered
This was a very fun toy but didn't last too long with our 1-year-old lab who is an aggressive chewer.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Yes!
Size: Medium
Durable. Squeak doesn't last forever with my aggressive chewers but crinkle does. Best balls.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 28, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Balls
Size: Medium
My dog loves chasing these balls. He seems to love the squeak! They fit the chuck it stick perfectly, and are great replacements for the originals that came with the stick.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 7, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Nice set of balls
Size: Medium
The squeaker quickly became my dog’s favorite ball and has replaced the fuzzy tennis balls. My dog is a nonstop fetcher and these chuck it balls are durable and fun.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Perfect ball
Size: Medium
Our dog loves these!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026
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